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Curtis Pickard Busted For Upskirting the Teacher

And then there is Curtis Jamar Pickard, 17, a student at Greenbrier High School in Evan, Georgia who has been busted for allegedly using a camera equipped cell phone to upskirt a 33-year-old female teacher.

Curtis Jamar Pickard

Pickard’s budding upskirting career came to a crashing halt on Tuesday when numerous students told the school safety officer that Pickard had used his cell phone to upskirt the teacher on Monday. It was further alleged that Pickard showed the clandestine pictures to others.

On Tuesday, young Mr. Picard was cuffed and stuffed into the Columbia County Detention Center on a charge of unlawful eavesdropping or surveillance and was subsequently released on $2,600 bond.

Reportedly when the officer checked Pickard’s cell phone it was found to contain pictures of what the teacher subsequently identified as her legs, undies and stuff.

The school safety officer then called in the cops and as they say, the rest is history…

Read it at Greenbrier High student arrested after lewd teacher photos found or at GGreenbrier High School Student Arrested For Taking Upskirt Pictures Of Teacher and wonder if this little incident will cause them to kick Curtis off the honor roll.

Dylan Morrison Comes Unsprung

Meet Dylan Morrison, 18, a student at Port St. Lucie High School in Port St. Lucie, Florida.

Dylan Morrison

Dylan was busted on Tuesday and charged with petit theft and disruption of a school function, for stealing an apple from the teacher’s desk.

Reportedly the teacher confiscated a small spring which Morrison allegedly used to disrupt class.

According to the arrest report, Morrison became upset when the teacher took his spring, so he took a red apple from the teacher’s desk.

It is alleged that when the teacher asked that Morrison return the apple, Morrison demanded the teacher return the spring.

With the stand off in place, the teacher summoned the dean of students, who made three requests for the apple to be returned all of which Morrison refused.

Evidently young Mr. Morrison has not grasped the fact that in such negotiations he is at a distinct disadvantage, which became apparent when the dean called the cops and a deputy arrived and warned Morrison that criminal charges could be filed if he didn’t return the apple.

Morrison, still unaware of his weak negotiating position reportedly said, “So what? I’m not leaving without my spring.”.

Unfortunately for Morrison he did leave without his spring, as he was busted and hauled away, still in possession of the apple.

Reportedly the dean is going to press charges…

Read it at Arrest Report: Student Steals Teacher’s Apple and be thankful this isn’t your kid…