The investigation into Pat Tillman’s tragic death at the hands of his fellow Rangers in Afghanistan is back in the headlines. Read It

11 Million ‘store-brand’ acetaminophen pills contaminated with metal fragments are being recalled. Read It

From the ‘who cares department’, Britney Spears decides to have ‘the hump’ removed from her back and things don’t look too good for ‘the hump’. Read It

Ben, the gorilla, falls into a moat and drowns at Jacksonville Zoo. He was being chased by another gorilla at the time. Read It

From the ‘does it cost extra department’, a real estate agent found a dead body while showing a house for sale in Kansas City. Read It

Former American evangelical movement leader the Reverend Ted Haggard to begin rehabilitation which will involve prayer, and perhaps the laying on of hands. Isn’t that what got in him trouble to start with? Read It

A Los Angles firefighter receives a $2.7 million settlement of a lawsuit arising from his being fed spaghetti laced with dog food. Read It

From the ‘gimme a break department’, Doctor says one in forty babies are depressed and some are suggesting Prozac for baby depression. Read It

Albuquerque, New Mexico cops sue Burger King claiming they were served pot laced burgers. Would a ‘Pot-Whopper’ give one the ‘munchies’ and cure them at the same time? Read It

The US trade deficit dropped in September by the largest amount since 2001, after hitting a record high the previous month. Maybe the Chinese won’t own us after all. Read It

Hey! Hey! Hey, the Coz reaches undisclosed settlement with woman who claims that America’s favorite ‘tv dad’ drugged and sexually molested her in 2004. Read It

Who hasn’t at one time felt a desire to turn the ‘tax man’ into a eunuch? Especially around April 15th or at an IRS audit? Well, in India they already have 20 eunuch tax men. Read It

From the ‘I bet that hurts department’, a 22 year old man in Sunderland, England suffered burns and internal injuries after lighting a small firecracker he had inserted into his buttocks in celebration of Bonfire Night. Read It