From the “What next department”, Medical science may be on the verge of a pill to make a person forget. Now if only they would get to work on one to help some of us remember. Read It and Remember It

From the “He’d like to forget department”, Comedian Michael Richards appearing on Jesse Jackson’s radio show on Sunday said he did not consider himself a racist, and said he was “shattered” by the comments – filled with racial epithets and references to lynching – he made to two black men during a tirade earlier this month at a comedy club in West Hollywood. Read It and Forget or at Least Forgive

From the “We wish they would forget their way home department”, American students are leaving college with more than just a degree these days. On average, graduates are entering the “real world” some $20,000 in debt. Without the funds to live on their own, many graduates are returning home — their parents’ home. Read It and Change the Locks

From the “I wonder what clued them in department”, Congressional leaders displayed eroding patience in the Iraqi government on Sunday, adding pressure on President Bush and Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki to find a faster path to peace when they meet this week. Read It and Wonder

From the “Senseless waste of life department”, Iraq war protester Malachi Ritscher sets himself aflame in Chicago in war protest and no one notices until long after his death. Read It and Be Shocked

From the “Wally-World department”, Wal-Mart’s first deficit in same store sales in a decade raise concerns about the strength of consumer spending during the holiday season. Read It and Roll Back

Also form the “Wally-World department”, The world’s largest retailer has teamed up with India’s Bharti Enterprises Ltd. a business conglomerate focused mostly on telecommunications to set up hundreds of stores across India. Read It and Roll Over India

From the “Lighten up and get a life department”, A homeowners association in southwestern Colorado has threatened to fine a resident $25 a day until she removes a Christmas wreath with a peace sign that some say is an anti-Iraq war protest or a symbol of Satan. Read It and Make a Peace Sign

From the “Order in the court department”, A North Carolina judge ordered an execution delayed for 60 days Monday so psychiatrists can evaluate a man who wore a Superman T-shirt while representing himself at trial and pleaded with jurors to sentence him to death. Read It and say ‘O-kay’

From the “Outrageous police conduct department”, New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg said Monday he was “deeply disturbed” by the barrage of gunfire unleashed by officers in a weekend shooting that killed a groom on his wedding day. Police fired an estimated 50 rounds at the groom, Sean Bell, 23, and two other unarmed men in a car early Saturday, hours before he was to have married the mother of his two children. Read It and Duck For Cover

Also from the “Outrageous police conduct department”, Atlanta cops to review “no-knock” warrants policy after elderly woman dies in shootout with narcotics officers who smashed through her door. Read It and Duck For Cover Some More