From the “Girls gone wild department”, Miss Nevada USA Katie Rees is not getting her tiara back after losing it because she appeared in a slew of prurient pictures and that’s final, pageant officials said Friday in response to speculation stirred up by pageant co-owner Donald Trump. Read It and Boo the Double Standards
Also from the “Girls gone wild department”, The company that produces the “Girls Gone Wild” videos of young women partying has appealed a $1.6 million fine for filming underaged girls and a federal judge’s order for its founder and three top officers to perform community service. Read It and Check the DVD for Miss Nevada
From the “Rich and famous gone stupid department”, The holiday cease-fire between Rosie O’Donnell and Donald Trump ended with new bombs dropped by both, with Trump calling O’Donnell a “big, fat pig” and “bully” who was “cracking up” after O’Donnell posted writings on her blog implying Trump was a “pimp.” Read It and Act Like an Adult – Donald and Rosie Can Use the Example
From the “Supposed adults behaving weirdly department”, Michael Jackson finishes 2006 without a home and estranged from his family. Michael hasn’t spoken to any of the other Jacksons since he left California in June 2005. Read It and Keep Jackson Far Away From Little Boys
From the “Has-been boxer behaving badly department”, Mike Tyson was arrested early Friday on suspicion of driving under the influence and possession of cocaine after police stopped him shortly after he left a Scottsdale, AZ nightclub. Read It and Protect Your Ears
From the “It’s sometimes best to let the professionals do it department”, A 21-year-old German tourist who wanted to visit his girlfriend in the Australian metropolis Sydney landed more than 8,000 miles away near Sidney, Montana, after mistyping his destination on a flight booking Web site. Read It and Visit Sidney
From the “Now they think everyone lives like that department”, At least 14 men who apparently traveled by open boat across the Caribbean ended their voyage this week at the wealthy enclave of Jupiter Island, just north of posh West Palm Beach, where some broke into a home to cook themselves a meal and get cleaned up. Read It and Check For Illegal Immigrants In Your House
From the “Live and learn department”, An Iowa man, James Clay, had the munchies early Friday morning so he headed for the hotdogs at a local convenience store. Although his craving appeared satisfied, there was a little problem he decided to overstuff his bun. The clerk called the cops and Clay is busted for back child support. Read It and Never Double Dog Your Bun, It Costs Too Much When Caught
From the “It’s never too late department”, Talk about the slow wheels of justice. Merle Hulbert Jr., of Eldred, PA, was arrested on a 23-year-old bench warrant that he said he thought was taken care of years ago. Read It and Do a Check For Warrants On Yourself Before a Cop Does
From the “Polarized nation, what polarized nation department”, When people were asked in an AP-AOL News poll to name the villains and heroes of the year, President Bush topped both lists. Read It and Applaud While Booing

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