From the “Fart heard around the world department”, Brian Bruggeman caused a stink at the Lincoln County, Nebraska Jail earlier this month and now faces a complaint of assault by a confined person the result of farting at his cellmate Jesse Dorris. Read It and Tell Jesse To Toughen Up and Take It Like a Man

From the “Whatever works department”, An advertising campaign featuring cartoon characters shaped like male genitalia encouraged more men to get tested for syphilis in San Francisco, according to a new study. Read It and Draw a Cartoon of a Penis

From the “Speaking of the fart heard around the world department”, Former Democratic vice presidential nominee John Edwards is running for president for a second time, his campaign said Wednesday in an announcement which was one day premature. Read It and Envy His Hairdo

From the “Sue someone, anyone, department”, When Robert Steinbuch discovered his girlfriend had discussed intimate details about their sex life in her online diary, the Capitol Hill staffer didn’t just get mad. He got a lawyer. Read It and Ask Robert’s Girlfriend Out

From the “Oh, No – Not again department”, Forecasters predicted another storm that could drop up to 8 inches of snow in Denver and other cities along the Front Range as residents dig out from under a storm last week dumped more than 3 feet of snow. Read It and Get Out of Denver FAST!

From the “My Gawd, he’s got a really big family department”, The National Transportation Safety Board on Wednesday said it was investigating what led a British Airways Boeing 747 with British Prime Minister Tony Blair and his family on board to taxi beyond the runway at Miami International Airport. None of the 343 people onboard was injured. Read It and Ask Tony To Name All His Family Members

From the “Digging up the dead guy department”, The cremated remains of convicted murderer Russell Wayne Wagner must be removed from Arlington National Cemetery under a new federal law. Read It and Wonder Where They Are Gonna’ Put Him

From the “Luggage, what luggage department”, Authorities were trying to figure out Tuesday how dozens of pieces of luggage belonging to air travelers ended up in a trash bin behind a Houston pet store. Read It and Leave Your Luggage At Home Where It’s Safe

From the “Really dumb thing to do and say department”, Manchester, NH police say that when they pulled Patrick Allain over for driving drunk he continued to swig his beer during his arrest and told officers “You can charge me with whatever you want. It’s not going to stop me from drinking and driving.” Read It and Watch Out For Ol’ Patrick After He Gets Out of the Slammer