From the “Girls behaving badly some more department”, Actress Lindsay Lohan shared the stage with strippers for an evening at a New York City nightclub, according to The New York Post. Lohan reportedly said, “I love strippers”. Read It and Get Naked With Lindsay
Also from the “Girls behaving badly department”, One of Britney Spears’ most popular fan Web sites is shutting down, suggesting the disgraced pop queen may be losing her subjects’ support along with her panties. Read It and Boycott Pantyless Britney Too
From the “Strippers behaving as they are supposed to department”, You may see something unexpected if you hit a strip club in Alabama these days. Besides G-strings and stiletto heels, strippers in Alabama are now outfitting themselves with another kind of accessory: spray-on bikinis. Read It and Send Pantyless Britney Some Spray-On Drawers
From the “Cops behaving badly department”, Four New Orleans police officers have been charged with first-degree murder of two people, and three others with attempted murder, in shootings that occurred in the chaotic days following Hurricane Katrina. Read It and Don’t Report a Drunk Driver
Also from the “Cops behaving badly department”, Two former officers with a rural sheriff’s department in Virginia pleaded guilty Thursday to charges that they took part in a scheme involving their boss and 10 colleagues to sell drugs seized from criminals. Read It and Know the Cops Have the Best Drugs
From the “Drunks behaving badly department”, A US Airways passenger faced charges of interfering with a flight crew Thursday after he apparently unknowingly slapped an undercover federal air marshal. Read It and Know When to Say ‘When’
From the “Homeland Security folks behaving badly department”, The Homeland Security Department sent a letter apologizing to a Muslim woman who was detained at the Tampa airport and strip searched at a county jail. Read It and Buy Spray-On Clothes
From the “Get the hell out of Denver fast department”, New Year’s travelers jammed the Denver airport Thursday, trying to get out of town ahead of a snowstorm that threatened to close runways and gum up the nation’s busy holiday travel season for the second time in a week. Read It and If You’re Still Stuck In Denver Curl Up With a Good Bookstore
From the “Kids behaving badly department”, Three teenagers have been charged with littering after they allegedly burned a dead puppy on a woman’s front porch as a prank. Read It and Remember When It Was Dog Crap Burned On Porches Instead
From the “Who really cares department”, Now that Christmas is behind us, the Rosie O’Donnell-Donald Trump feud can begin anew as O’Donnell posted her latest thoughts on beauty pageants and “The Apprentice” star she calls “the comb-over” in a blog entry. Read It and Yawn Some More
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