Someone finally woke up at the Pentagon and realized it’s probably not a good idea to be selling F-14 ‘Tomcat’ parts to Iran, either directly or through middle-men. One can’t help but wonder why it took them over twenty-five years to realize that Iran is not a friend of the United States. Hopefully [...]
Try as I might I can’t get that outraged over ‘hottie school teachers’ accused of making a teen boy’s dream come true. Why couldn’t I be so lucky while in high school? And why didn’t my teachers look like this one?
Anyhow fantasies aside for a moment, Carrie McCandless, a 30 year-old social studies [...]
From the “Airhead pop-tart department”, Forget exercise and calorie-controlled diets, Hollywood’s best-kept weight loss tip is simple: Just dye your locks blond. Well, at least according to Mary-Kate Olsen’s publicist. Read It, Look at the Picture and Realize She Looks ‘Freakish’
From the “Does anyone care anymore department”, Miss California Jacquelynne Fontaine and Miss [...]
From the “It sounds like a childish prank to me department”, Six girls at a rural Tennessee high school were charged with homicide conspiracy after their principal found a list of 300 names and officials discovered online postings suggesting they kill people including Tom Cruise, Oprah Winfrey and the Energizer bunny. Read It and [...]
From the “Talent, what talent department”, The wackiest episode in “American Idol’s” wackiest season unspooled last night when Ian Benardo, a New York City man who bombed on the show, was escorted out of his audition by security guards. Read It and Demand They Bring Carrie Underwood Back
From the “Run for your life [...]
From the “It just keeps getting more weird department”, Neil Havens Rodreick II, a convicted sex offender attended at least two Arizona middle schools, sat through seventh-grade courses and turned in homework as he moved around the state pretending to be 12 years old, officials say. Read It and Know This Guy is the [...]
