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Entries for January, 2007

Airhead Pop-Tarts

From the “Airhead pop-tart department”, Forget exercise and calorie-controlled diets, Hollywood’s best-kept weight loss tip is simple: Just dye your locks blond. Well, at least according to Mary-Kate Olsen’s publicist. Read It, Look at the Picture and Realize She Looks ‘Freakish’ From the “Does anyone care anymore department”, Miss California Jacquelynne Fontaine and Miss Pennsylvania [...]

Another Frantic Friday

From the “It sounds like a childish prank to me department”, Six girls at a rural Tennessee high school were charged with homicide conspiracy after their principal found a list of 300 names and officials discovered online postings suggesting they kill people including Tom Cruise, Oprah Winfrey and the Energizer bunny. Read It and Suspect [...]

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