From the “Pop tarts in trouble with the law department”, Paris Hilton could have her probation revoked — possibly resulting in jail time — if she is found to have been driving with a suspended license because it would violate conditions of her previous sentence for reckless driving, authorities said Wednesday. Read It and Know This Pop Tart Isn’t Going to Jail and then there’s Southern belle Reese Witherspoon who knows how to play a cop like a piano. Read It and Tell Paris To Take Lessons From Reese
From the “Will miracles never cease department”, this just in: The chicken toss has been declared off limits at Kansas State. Read It and Grab Your Chicken
From the “No way to treat a dead lady department” comes word that a Florida appeals court Wednesday upheld a judge’s ruling that allowed Anna Nicole Smith to be buried in the Bahamas. Read It and Believe It When You See Anna Nicole in the Bahamas
From the “Critters eating body parts off of babies department”, comes this tragic story out of Kansas City where exterminators began sweeping a Kansas City neighborhood infested with rats after one of the rodents crawled into a baby’s crib and ate parts of her lip and nose. Read It and Buy Buy DeCon
From the “We gotta’ ban that department” comes word from New York City where they have already banned smoking and fat that the city will now attempt to ban “the N-Word”. Read it and Doubt They Will Succeed
What is a used Dodge Intrepid worth? Well, in Pueblo, Colorado three people seem to think that the car is worth a 5-month-old boy for a down payment, then easy payments thereafter, possibly one every 9 months? Anyhow, you can Read All About It and Be Amazed At How Stupid Some People Are
From the “Child molesters are us department”, comes word that the Roman Catholic Diocese of San Diego filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection a few hours before it was to go to trial Wednesday in the first of more than 140 lawsuits accusing priests of sexual abuse. Read It and Tell Them Midget Hookers Would Be Cheaper
Bits and Pieces:
Madonna Tells 10-Year-Old Daughter Lourdes to Wear Less Sexy Clothes
Long Penises Give Rodents Mating Advantage
Pennsylvania Principal Charged With Dealing Meth Out of His Office
For want of a dentist – Maryland boy, 12, dies after bacteria from tooth spread to his brain

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