Sex In Church – Stupidity In Florida
How about a little religion? It seems that Tim Kade, 40, a Lutheran pastor in suburban Detroit, looking for creative ways to discuss sex with his congregants has some people hot and bothered with his most recent tactic, a sermon entitled, “The Greatest Sex You’ll Ever Have.” Read It and Yell Hallelujah While Tossing Some Viagra Into the Collection Plate
Poor Anna Nicole Smith is going to have to hang around Florida and decompose a while longer as a Florida appeals court issued a stay which means that her remains cannot be moved to the Bahamas for burial. Read It and Know That As Usual The Supreme Court Will Have To Put An End to Florida’s Stupidity
Speaking of Hallelujah, maybe that’s what Pantyless and Hairless Britney Spears is thinking now that she’s settled in for a few days at a swank $1,600-a-night rehab joint complete with panoramic view of the Pacific Ocean to wake up to and a team of gourmet chefs at her beck and call. Life sure is rough in rehab, isn’t it? Read It and Envy Britney Her 12 Step Vacation
With the DNA Genie out of the bottle there’s no telling what will turn up next in light of the discovery that the Rev. Al Sharpton may be related to former segregationist Senator Strom Thurmond through his great-grandfather, a slave owned by an ancestor of the late senator. Read It and Check Your Own Roots
It’s probably too late for Bobby Brown to get a clue, but at least even he should be able to spot a trend developing. For the second time in a year, Brown has been arrested while in town to watch his daughter at a cheerleading competition. Read It and Tell Ol’ Bobby To Pay His Child Support
Someone needs to tell the City Council of Clifton, NJ there’s three things in life which are basically impossible. Herding cats is one of them, nailing jelly to a tree is the second. Stopping dogs from barking is the third. This as the Idiots of Clifton are expected to introduce an ordinance setting a limit on how long dogs can bark to no more than 30 minutes on two consecutive days. Read It and Wonder What These People Have Been Smoking
The folks running JetBlue Airways need a modernized slogan and we have come up with a great one for the hapless airline, “When the Snow Flies, We Don’t”. Yep, sure enough, hot on the heels of their Valentine’s Day debacle JetBlue has once again turned into JetBlew. Read It And Realize That Walking Would Get You To Your Destination Faster Than JetBlew
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