Archive for March, 2007

Today, Allenna Ward, 24, was indicted on five counts of criminal sexual conduct with a minor and six counts of lewd acts on a minor in a bi-racial boy toy sex scandal in Laurens County, South Carolina.

Ward’s alleged boy toys, all black, ranged in age from 14 to 15 year-old, some of whom were students at Bell Street Middle School in Clinton, where Ward taught until she was fired on February, 28.

Ward is due in court on Monday.

We at TITUSA are still debating on whether Ward even qualifies as a ‘hottie teacher’, one capable of making a teen boys dreams come true.

We months ago established that Carrie McCandless Carrie McCandless seen here is the gold standard of ‘hottie teacher’.

Just yesterday we published this picture Allenna Ward of Allenna Ward. Certainly Ward is not in the same class as McCandless, but when viewed from through the eyes of a horny teen boy there’s probably something there…

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“The Donald” says “Ba-Ba Wah-Wah” is off his list owing to her lying to defend Rosie O’Donnell. Read It

LA prosecutors ask that Paris Hilton’s probation be revoked, a move that some believe might result in the heiress doing up to 90 days in jail. Now isn’t that the most damned foolish thing you’ve read today? There’s no way a Hilton is going to jail for a traffic offense. Read It

Take your pick, constipation or heart attack. That would seem to be the options for folks that used to take Zelnorm. They are not going to be taking it much longer as Zelnorm has been yanked from the market. Read It

Have you ever done business with TJX Cos., the owner of about 2,500 retail stores, including T.J. Maxx, Mashalls and HomeSense? If so, you might be interested in knowing the outfit was victim to the biggest ‘data rape’ in history, as it lost info on 45 MILLION credit and debit card customers. Read It

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A planned Holy Week exhibition of a nude, anatomically correct chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ was canceled Friday amid a choir of complaining Catholics that included Cardinal Edward Egan.

The ‘art’ display titled “My Sweet Lord” was shut down by the hotel that houses the Lab Gallery in midtown Manhattan provoking Matt Semler, the the gallery’s creative director, to tender his resignation, apparently in protest or maybe he is just a chocoholic, who knows?

In any case, hopefully the Catholics are not going to protest chocolate Easter Bunnies also…

Read it at Chocolate Jesus Show Canceled

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