Archive for March, 2007

Allenna Ward Indicted For Boy Toys

Today, Allenna Ward, 24, was indicted on five counts of criminal sexual conduct with a minor and six counts of lewd acts on a minor in a bi-racial boy toy sex scandal in Laurens County, South Carolina.
Ward’s alleged boy toys, all black, ranged in age from 14 to 15 year-old, some of whom were students [...]

Bits and Pieces

“The Donald” says “Ba-Ba Wah-Wah” is off his list owing to her lying to defend Rosie O’Donnell. Read It
LA prosecutors ask that Paris Hilton’s probation be revoked, a move that some believe might result in the heiress doing up to 90 days in jail. Now isn’t that the most damned foolish thing you’ve [...]

Scratch the Chocolate Jesus

A planned Holy Week exhibition of a nude, anatomically correct chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ was canceled Friday amid a choir of complaining Catholics that included Cardinal Edward Egan.
The ‘art’ display titled “My Sweet Lord” was shut down by the hotel that houses the Lab Gallery in midtown Manhattan provoking Matt Semler, the the gallery’s [...]

Circuit City Sucks

Circuit City, or ‘SUCKit City’ if one prefers, a company where reportedly the six top executives made about $33.5 million over the last three years has fired 3,400 ‘working stiffs’ because, well, because they were making too much money.
How much is too much money?
One employee who was fired for ‘making too much money’ said he [...]

A Moving Experience

Some Long Island eighth graders apparently got an early start on April Fool’s Day pranks on Friday, when they handed out doughnuts laced with laxatives to classmates.
“Approximately 18 students ate the doughnuts,” the district said in a statement. “Although the students are feeling well, the school is taking precautionary measures.”
Hopefully those precautionary measures include a [...]

“Diddy” and 30 Hours of Sex

Sean “Diddy” Combs claims to be the crown Casanova who can last 30 hours in the bedroom with his girlfriend Kim Porter.
He can also claim to have sodomized the Easter Bunny, ran a mile in 27 seconds and jumped over the Empire State Building all in less than 30 seconds and just like his claims [...]