Today In The USA

This from our sister site Bad Bad Teacher

Teacher Rebecca Becker of Walden, NY and teacher’s aide Maria Zurita of New Windsor, NY, both of whom are 28, have been arrested on charges for allegedly having sexual relations with two 16-year-old male residents of a school run by McQuade Children Services in New Windsor. The school serves children referred by social services, family court and school districts.

Isn’t 28 years old a bit young for coyotes? And who have figured a coyote pack would be running in Walden, NY?

Anyhow if these teachers did decide to take a couple of ‘bad boys’ home for a little sex play over the Memorial Day weekend who is to say the kids very victimized. Maybe they were pleasurized? (We just invented the word)

Anyhow you can check it out over at Bad Bad Teacher at Rebecca Becker and Maria Zurita Arrested and when you do you can decide for yourself once you’ve see ‘the teachers’.

Our personal take on the dynamic duo is that they look kinda’ spooky.
Of course no one looks good in a mug shot.
Well except Carrie McCandless, who by the way copped a plea for her boy toy.
You can read about that too over at the prude site.

One of these days we will reveal why we call them guys prudes.
Needless to say, but we will say it anyhow, they don’t like the phrase ‘boy toy’…

Former Tennessee Trooper James Randy Moss is going to be charged with official misconduct and tampering with evidence for accepting a “token of appreciation” from porn star Barbie Cummings.

So says District Attorney Tommy Thompson who says he will seek an indictment of Moss after porn actress Barbie Cummings wrote in her blog that she performed oral sex on him during a traffic stop and he took photos and video of the encounter.

The case will supposedly be presented to the grand jury in July.

Which of course means they will have to subpoena Barbie Cummings herself to testify before the grand jury, right?

So who’s to say she won’t blow the whole damned grand jury, thereby blowing DA Thompson’s case?

Stranger things have happened, especially when a porn star is involved. Remember, she does this kind of stuff as a regular job…

According to DA Thompson:

“If he wasn’t such an idiot, this case would be his word against hers,” Thompson said. “But he was such a genius he started sending all these photographs and everything. It blows my mind.”

Better watch it Mr. DA or your mind may not be the only thing that gets blown…

Read it at Trooper To Be Charged In Porn Star Romp and hustle your ass down to Tennessee and volunteer for grand jury duty…

It’s TB Man !!!

Seriously folks, TB is no laughing matter.

But the way “The TB Guy” made not only the folks at the CDC but also at Homeland Security look like a bunch of Keystone Kops is funny, damned funny.

Now it turns out that “The TB Guy” was on the damned “No Fly List”.

Don’t it must make you feel all warm, fuzzy and secure inside knowing that those supposedly protecting this country can’t even stop this guy and that while knowing who he is and when he’s coming?

Of course this fiasco will be used to campaign for more laws, harshers laws and draconian laws to let government know what each and every one of us is doing all the time…

Read it at Traveling TB Patient Was on No-Fly List and the next time you are hassled at the airport tell ‘em you have TB and they will loose track of you immediately…