Today In The USA

Donald Lykkebak, the lawyer for “Lust in Space Astronaut” Lisa Nowak, says that Nowak did not wear diapers during her 950-mile trip from Houston to Orlando to confront her romantic rival. He says it is an “absolute fabrication” that she did. This in spite of an Orlando Police report which says she did. Oh well, [...]

Meet dummie Jesse Rae of Alpine Township, Michigan. His life of crime took a turn for the worse, a lot worse, when Jesse figured that 72-year-old Bill Barnes would be easy pickings. Or maybe Jesse was just having a bad day as a criminal. Of course there’s the possibility he has a death wish. In [...]