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Entries for August, 2007

Millions For Trouble

Leona Helmsley apparently cared more for her dog than she did her grandkids, leaving $12 to the dog, $5 million each to two grandkids and nothing to two others. Helmsley, aka “The Queen of Mean” or as some might call her “The Bitch of the Rich”, left the vast majority of her estate, reportedly worth [...]

Premature Conflagration

Paul Addis, 35, a “performance artist” from San Francisco (where else?) has been declared a suspected arsonist by authorities after he allegedly experienced a premature conflagration by burning the “Burning Man”. This apparent dip shit was busted on suspicion of arson, illegal possession of fireworks, destruction of property and resisting a public officer. After being [...]

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