He was just hung up in the ho’ house.

For fourteen days…

75-year-old Lloyd Miles Bryant, of Jacksonville, Florida evidently had a case of horny, a bit of cash and maybe a Viagra or two in his pockets and decided to get himself a woman.

Reportedly he “purchased a prostitute” and then accompanied her to a house the woman suggested.

There he supposedly had sex with the hooker and was then jumped and held captive by four young black males who allegedly stole Bryant’s money and debit cards and kept him inside the home for at least 14 days.

Evidently without anything to eat and probably even less sex.

Anyhow, everything finally turned out well after Bryant managed to get his hands on a cellphone and dial 911 while hiding in a bathroom.

Bryant was reportedly in good condition at Orlando Regional Medical Center, where he’s possibly chasing the nursing staff around, still trying to get laid…

Read it at Missing 75-Year-Old Man Says He Was Held Hostage By Prostitute and watch out for Ol’ Lloyd when he’s out sewing those ‘wild oats’…