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Entries for November, 2007

No Spanking In Massachusetts

In a state famous for drunken liberals that need a good spanking, the state legislature is considering a bill to outlaw spanking. An Arlington nurse, Kathleen Wolf, wants to make Massachusetts the first state in the nation to outlaw corporal punishment. Under Wolf’s proposal, which just may become law, parents would be prohibited from forcefully [...]

Ho House Fund Raiser

Nevada brothel owner Dennis Hof, who owns the Moonlite BunnyRanch near Carson City, has announced that he plans to get behind Presidential candidate Ron Paul in a big way. Hof says he is going to start raising money for the Texas congressman by placing collection boxes outside the door so people transacting business at his [...]

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