Archive for December, 2007

Doing The Easy Ones

The cops in Prichard, Alabama probably should not claim to have “busted” Chavis Sanders, 22, and David Bailey, 24.
The dynamic duo pretty much busted themselves.
To understand what we mean one need only realize that Sanders and Bailey showed up at police headquarters in a stolen car with a small bag of marijuana plainly visible [...]

Better Lookin’ Hookers

Reginald Dogan of the Pensacola News Journal penned a satire piece lamenting the butt ugly hookers of the Pensacola area.
Dogan asks why, as part of a community beautification effort, Pensacola can’t import some better-looking hookers.
As Dogan’s describes them - some ladies who can instill a bit of Pensacola pride.
According to Dogan:
Anyone who saw the mug [...]

Fake Santa Attacks Family

Jonesboro, Arkansas Police are reporting that a fake Santa attacked a Jonesboro family on Thursday night.
According to police, the fake Santa, who they identify as 33-year-old Steven Vaughn, the band director at Brookland High School, attacked the family of Kevin McGaughey, the Superintendent of Brookland Schools.
Allegedly Vaughn showed up at the McGaughey home dressed in [...]

Down the River, Up the Creek

The 55th reenactment of George Washington’s Delaware River crossing was up the creek when the first boatload of reenactors was swept down river by what is being described as an unexpectedly strong river current.
The boat ferrying the hapless reenacters had to be snagged by rescue craft and returned to the Pennsylvania shore. Any German [...]

Another Spears Train Wreck

Oh well, who is surprised?
Jamie Lynn Spears, 16, the star of Nickelodeon’s “Zoey 101″ is reportedly knocked up.
Her 19-year-old boyfriend Casey Aldridge may be looking at a statutory rape charge depending on where he “slipped it to her”, assuming he is the father.
And Momma Lynn Spears’ book deal with Christian book publisher Thomas Nelson Inc. [...]

Get Over Her Jon

Jon Deluzio, 47, of Indialantic, Florida seems to have a problem with relationships breaking up.

No, we don’t say that from personal experience but rather from Deluzio’s criminal record.
A criminal record which includes a felony count of extortion for sending nude pictures of his ex-girlfriend to her co-workers and fiancĂ©’s friends in a goofy-assed attempt to [...]