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Entries for December, 2007

Doing The Easy Ones

The cops in Prichard, Alabama probably should not claim to have “busted” Chavis Sanders, 22, and David Bailey, 24. The dynamic duo pretty much busted themselves. To understand what we mean one need only realize that Sanders and Bailey showed up at police headquarters in a stolen car with a small bag of marijuana plainly [...]

Better Lookin’ Hookers

Reginald Dogan of the Pensacola News Journal penned a satire piece lamenting the butt ugly hookers of the Pensacola area. Dogan asks why, as part of a community beautification effort, Pensacola can’t import some better-looking hookers. As Dogan’s describes them – some ladies who can instill a bit of Pensacola pride. According to Dogan: Anyone [...]

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