That’s what Clay County Sheriff’s deputies say they encountered when they investigated an accident Sunday evening.

Well…

The drunk gals and a Jeep in a ditch with its front end into the air.

The deputies say that Melinda Ellis the driver of the wayward Jeep blew a 0.12 blood alcohol content. She also allegedly had some weed and paraphernalia in her possession.

Where it really gets weird is with passenger Anita Miller, a physical education teacher at North Clay Middle School in Brazil, Indiana, who not only blew a 0.17 blood alcohol content they say she also dropped her drawers and pissed on the ground, right there in front of the deputies.

Then when they got her to the book-in area of the jail she allegedly dropped her drawers again, giving the jail staff a good look at her goodies.

Ellis was busted for operating while intoxicated, possession of marijuana and possession of paraphernalia.

Miller was on charges of public intoxication, public nudity, and disorderly conduct.

And just to be on the safe side, they reportedly put her in a padded cell.

The kids at North Clay Middle School really have something to talk about today…

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