An anonymous group of hackers calling itself “Anonymous” has a hard-on for Scientology ™ evidently and are apparently engaged on an on-line attack against the Scientology ™ web site. Read it at Hackers Hit Scientology With Online Attack and watch a Tom Cruise movie or two…

If you wish to hire a hit man you probably should not follow the example of Ann Marie Linscott of Grand Rapids, Michigan who allegedly tried to hire a “hit man” via Craigslist. Allegedly she wanted to hire someone to kill her lover’s wife. Read it at Craigslist Ad Sought “Silent Assassin” and understand that Ann Marie is “in a heap of trouble”…

In a “here it comes, there it goes” type of deal a space rock whizzed by earth in what is mistakenly being called a “near miss”. Reality is it was nearly a hit. Anyhow, scientists managed to get a few very lousy pictures of the wandering rock. You can see them and read it at First Blurry Pictures of Near-Miss Asteroid Released.

The U.S. House of Representatives has been scammed to the tune of $89,000 on so-called carbon offsets. Of course these guys and gals manage to piss billions of taxpayer dollars out the window daily, so wasting another $89,000 is simply chump change to them. Read it at Value of U.S. House’s carbon offsets is murky and call up your favorite Congresscritter and tell him to offset him or herself…

Cops in Michigan say that when Frank Kozumplik ran out of wine he hopped on his lawn mower and headed out to get some more and in the middle of a snow storm. The cops caught him on the way home with 4 bottles of wine and a BAC two and a half times the legal limit. Read it at Michigan Cops: Drunk Man Runs Out of Wine, Drives Lawn Mower in Snowstorm to Buy More