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Entries for September, 2008

CSI It Ain’t

Why am I not surprised that the Detroit Police crime lab has been shut down because of errors? I mean after all, in a town where the mayor is at the center of a crime wave what is so surprising that the folks at the local crime lab are incompetent? In any case, Detroit Mayor [...]

The Fart Heard Around The World

Jose Cruz, accused of felonious farting for passing gas at a cop, no longer faces a battery charge in West Virginia, where this sorta’ thing evidently happens from time to time. The Kanawha County prosecutor’s office requested that the charge be dropped against Cruz who still faces driving under the influence and other charges. Reportedly [...]

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