Meet Dylan Morrison, 18, a student at Port St. Lucie High School in Port St. Lucie, Florida.

Dylan Morrison

Dylan was busted on Tuesday and charged with petit theft and disruption of a school function, for stealing an apple from the teacher’s desk.

Reportedly the teacher confiscated a small spring which Morrison allegedly used to disrupt class.

According to the arrest report, Morrison became upset when the teacher took his spring, so he took a red apple from the teacher’s desk.

It is alleged that when the teacher asked that Morrison return the apple, Morrison demanded the teacher return the spring.

With the stand off in place, the teacher summoned the dean of students, who made three requests for the apple to be returned all of which Morrison refused.

Evidently young Mr. Morrison has not grasped the fact that in such negotiations he is at a distinct disadvantage, which became apparent when the dean called the cops and a deputy arrived and warned Morrison that criminal charges could be filed if he didn’t return the apple.

Morrison, still unaware of his weak negotiating position reportedly said, “So what? I’m not leaving without my spring.”.

Unfortunately for Morrison he did leave without his spring, as he was busted and hauled away, still in possession of the apple.

Reportedly the dean is going to press charges…

Read it at Arrest Report: Student Steals Teacher’s Apple and be thankful this isn’t your kid…