The Coke In My Butt Crack Is Not Mine
When Manatee County, Florida Sheriff’s Deputies stopped Raymond Stanley Roberts, 25, for speeding, they got both a surprise and undoubtedly one of those “stories to tell”.
Unfortunately for Roberts, the story he told just doesn’t make sense.
It started when the deputies allegedly detected a strong odor of marijuana coming from Robert’s vehicle. And supposedly Robert’s told the deputies that he “consumed” the previous night but had nothing in his car and they were free to search. A search of Roberts’ vehicle turned up nothing but the aforementioned smell of weed.
However, a search of Roberts’ person allegedly turned up a bag of weed, when Roberts told deputies , “Let me get it,” and allegedly pulled from his buttocks a clear plastic bag of marijuana weighing 4.5 grams.
When the deputies patted down Roberts’ buttocks they found something else. Something that allegedly turned out to be a bag with 27 pieces of rock cocaine that weighed 3.5 grams.
That’s when Roberts uttered the phrase that will last with him for a long time, “the white stuff is not mine, but the weed is.”
Roberts maintains that his friend had borrowed the vehicle before and he saw the cocaine on the passenger seat when he was pulled over.
And apparently, since he already had a bag of weed stuffed into his butt crack he simply felt it wise to add the coke to his crack…
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Manatee sheriff: Man says cocaine in his buttocks isn’t his
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