Today In The USA

Steve Kutzner, 33, a former teacher at Lake Hazel Middle School in Meridian, Idaho pleaded guilty last week in U.S. District Court in Boise, Idaho on a charge of possession of visual representations of child sex abuse.

Basically, the federal government prosecuted Kutzner for, and Kutzner pleaded guilty to – possessing child pornography.

It is the nature of the child pornography that makes this case so damned weird and foolish at the same time.

You see the “children” were not real children but rather the “Simpson children”, you know, those depicted in the picture above.

Seems that Kutzner was busted for possessing “Simpsons Porn”, yeah, the same “Simpsons Porn” one can find all over the Internet, flowing through countless e-mail boxes and likely stored on more computer hard drives than you can shake a U.S. Attorney at.

Don’t believe it?

Try this Google search and get back to us on it. Just watch out for the folks down at the U.S. Attorney’s Office, as they tend to go overboard in the presence of make-believe Simpson children.

As for Steve Kutzner, he’s facing the possibility of up to ten years in federal prison, a fine of up to $250,000 or both. And of course the likelihood of having to register as a sex offender for life…

Reckon it is possible for the feds to piss taxpayer dollars out the window more foolishly than prosecuting a case such as this?

Google the case of Steve Kutzner