Today In The USA

Toni Tramel of Owensboro, Kentucky was reportedly busted for public intoxication Thursday night. No big deal, as it’s likely hundreds if not thousands more around the county have that happen on any given day.

What sets Toni apart from the rest of the crowd of alleged drunks is something that allegedly happen during the booking process.

Tramel was sent into a room with a female jailer to change from her street clothes to jail clothes. That’s when things went weird real fast as it is alleged that while Tramel was changing into jail garb, she took off her bra, squeezed her breast and shot a stream of milk hitting the jailer in the face and the neck!

Now, as weird as it may sound, according to a press release, the officer was able to “decontaminate herself” and “clean the bio-hazard off her.”….

Now hold it…

Boobie milk is a bio-hazard that requires decontamination?

Since when, because millions of mothers are probably breaking this law daily by simply feeding their babies.

And over the course of history, lots of guys have paid good money for similar treatment?

What is this world coming to??

In any case, rather than a simple public drunk charge, Tramel is now facing a charge of third degree assault on a police officer with bond set at $10,000 and if convicted may be looking at some serious prison time.

But don’t take our word for it, you can read it at:

Milk Doesn’t Always Do a Body Good

Owensboro woman faces ‘breast milk’ assault charges

Breast milk attack: Inmate attacks deputy with breast milk

Tiffany Shepherd, the bikini-wearing former biology teacher famous for her weekend stints as a scantily clad shipmate on Smokin’ Em Charters fishing tours, was busted Sunday and hustled off to jail on a charge of threatening her ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend.

Police say they arrested Shepherd, 30, after she left several text and voice mail messages last month on the cellphone of the 22-year-old woman, challenging her to a fight.

The woman, who is reportedly dating and living with the father of one of Shepherd’s children, told a Fort Pierce police officer that she tried to ignore the messages, but called police because the incessant calls were interrupting her normal activities.

A warrant later was issued for Shepherd’s arrest and she was booked into the St. Lucie County Jail Sunday on a charge of making harassing telephone calls.

For those that don’t recognize Tiffany from her mugshot above, here’s a couple of fine reminders of what Tiffany looked like while teaching biology down Florida way at Port Saint Lucie High School.

I thought you would remember!

You can read all about it at Link 1, Link 2 and Link 3

Temeka Rachelle Lewis, 32, accused of booking clients for a high-priced call girl ring pleaded guilty to federal charges of promoting prostitution and money laundering Wednesday in the federal probe that brought down “Client No. 9,” former Gov. Eliot Spitzer.

As part of her plea deal Lewis agreed to tell all she knows including when taking to a federal grand jury, one that just might be going after “Mr. Do As I Say, Not As I Do Spitzer”.

Read it at Woman pleads guilty in Spitzer probe and also at Spitzer Call Girl Booker Pleads Guilty and wonder what sex with a $4,000 per-hour hooker is like…