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		<title>It Must Suck To Be Al Gore</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2010/01/06/it-must-suck-to-be-al-gore/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 14:29:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It must really suck to be Al Gore right about now. Just as he was on the verge of getting his &#8220;carbon credits&#8221; business off to a world-wide start, along comes Climategate and suddenly folks are starting to actually question the religion of man-made global warming. Then winter sets in and bitch-slaps Gore with what [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s the Global Cooling, Stupid</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/12/11/its-the-global-cooling-stupid/</link>
		<comments>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/12/11/its-the-global-cooling-stupid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 19:06:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Comes word from New Orleans that: a rare snowfall blanketed south Louisiana and parts of Mississippi Thursday, closing schools, government offices and bridges, triggering crashes on major highways and leaving thousands of people without power. Parts of Louisiana were expected to get up to four inches of snow. Snow also covered a broad swath of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Artic Seal In Florida</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/05/08/artic-seal-in-florida/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2007 22:07:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can talk about global warming all you want, but when a 6 foot long, 250 lb, Arctic Seal travels all the way to Florida to get away from the cold weather it would seem that something is a little fishy on the global warming front. An Arctic seal found in a Fort Lauderdale canal [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Easter Bunny Freezes To Death</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/04/07/easter-bunny-freezes-to-death/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2007 04:13:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not really. We were just kidding. But none the less, it is cold, damned cold, over most of the United States this Easter weekend. Probably cold enough to freeze lots of Easter eggs, if not Easter Bunnies themselves. In Washington, D.C. Cherry Blossom Festival events are going on as planned this weekend in spite of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Al Gore In the Hot Seat</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/04/07/al-gore-in-the-hot-seat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Apr 2007 03:44:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If Al Gore had a clue about the grief that would come along with his Oscar he might have told them &#8220;no thanks&#8221;. As if word of his $30,000 a-year home energy bill, five times the national average, was not bad enough, now real atmospheric scientists are getting on his case for his fear mongering. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Must Be Global Warming</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/04/06/must-be-global-warming-2/</link>
		<comments>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/04/06/must-be-global-warming-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Apr 2007 19:46:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First it was the winter of 2006-2007 that made a mockery of global warming. Now, the spring of 2007 is not making life any easier for Al Gore and his Cult of Global Warming as in large portions of the United States the Easter Bunny is going to be in danger of freezing his nuts [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More Lust In Space</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/03/02/more-lust-in-space/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2007 22:22:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the &#8220;Lust In Space department&#8221;, comes word that Florida prosecutors charged astronaut Lisa Nowak Friday with trying to kidnap a woman she saw as a rival for a space shuttle pilot&#8217;s affections. Prosecutors declined to file an attempted murder charge that had been recommended by police. Read It and Wonder If She&#8217;s Still Wearing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Al Gore&#8217;s Inconvenient Truth</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/02/27/al-gores-inconvenient-truth/</link>
		<comments>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/02/27/al-gores-inconvenient-truth/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2007 23:03:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well gosh, it seems Al Gore&#8217;s &#8220;Inconvenient Truth&#8221; is in reality a $30,000 utility bill. It turns out that &#8220;Mr. Carbon Footprint&#8221; is using about 20 times the national average in utilities to power, heat and cool his home. Oh well, just mark Ol&#8217; Al down as another of those &#8220;Do as I say, not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lust in Space</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/02/07/lust-in-space/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Feb 2007 22:51:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So what&#8217;s the latest on the &#8216;Lust in Space&#8217; astronaut Lisa Nowak? Well it turns out that she was sprung on $25,500 bail Tuesday evening, she has returned to Texas and NASA reacting to &#8220;Houston, we have a problem&#8221;, has put her on a 30-day leave. And evidently that&#8217;s what she wants, &#8211; people to [...]]]></description>
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