Today In The USA

Meet Storm Stockstill, 18, a student at Jupiter High School in Jupiter, Florida.

It seems that Storm and a 16-year-old buddy were having a little fun “messing around” with a younger kid in the locker room at school.

The dynamic duo were busted when a physical education teacher said he heard screaming from the locker room two days in a row in November and upon investigating witnessed Storm Stockstill and a 16-year-old classmate, holding down a boy while they “acted out sexual acts” on him.

Turns out Storm and his buddy had “played” with the kid a total of four times in the locker room and when questioned by school police Storm reportedly admitted that he did “pretend to rape” the victim and said they had done this on several occasions in the locker room but they were just messing around.

On Thursday morning, Stockstill and the un-named 16-year-old were busted and were being held in lieu of $5,000 bond.

Both are charged with felony battery and stalking a minor under 16 and if convicted these boys are looking at some serious “hard time” in a place where they don’t just “play” rape in the locker room…

Read it at 2 Jupiter High teens charged in ‘fake rape’ of younger boy and also at Teen boys admit to ‘fake rape’ at Jupiter HS

Meet 44-year-old Joan Tuckruskye.

She’s the vice president of the Baldwin Middle School Parent-Teacher Association.

She’s also the PTA lady that allegedly got caught with a 13-year-old boy in the back of a Nissan Pathfinder behind Meadow Elementary School in Baldwin, New York last Friday night.

The cops say that when they approached the vehicle and tapped on the fogged up rear window of the SUV they could make out two figures inside, both of which were reportedly not clothed from the waist down.

When the cops starting asking questions of the boy he reportedly told them that he was 18-years-old.

Later he told them he was 15-years-old.

Ultimately it was revealed that he was only 13-years-old.

Whoopsy!

Thus far, Tuckruskye has been charged with endangering the welfare of a child, a misdemeanor which carries a maximum sentence of up to a year in jail.

Reportedly Nassau police are continuing to investigate whether Tuckruskye and the boy had sex, with the possibility of upgrading the misdemeanor charge.

Read it at Cops: Baldwin PTA mom found with boy, 13, in car and wonder if they will drum Ol’ Joan out of the PTA for this…

The Rev. Merton E. Parks, the pastor of Oswegatchie First Baptist Church, in Oswegatchie, New York has resigned from his job after being investigated for downloading child pornography.

St. Lawrence County Sheriff Kevin M. Wells was quoted as saying of his detectives interview with the reverend, “It is part of an ongoing investigation from some information we received.”

The pastor, who reportedly admits to downloading pornographic images of young teens, says he did nothing criminally wrong.

The Reverend Parks, who reportedly has been married for 36 years and has five children and says he has problems in the “get it up department”, was quoted as saying of the alleged child pornography, “It was some indiscretion on my part. There was no malicious intent. I was trying to help myself with a medical problem. I didn’t know they were illegal.”

Oddly enough, Reverend Parks has not been arrested for his “indiscretion”, at least not yet.

Which of course gives one cause to wonder what other crimes might be explained away as “indiscretions”….

“Yeah, judge I did take the money. But honest, I didn’t know it was a crime. By the way, did I mention that I go to church every once-in-a-while?”…

Pastor resigns in probe of porn