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		<title>Rowdy Offield &#8211; Taking It On The Run</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2010/10/20/rowdy-offield-taking-it-on-the-run/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 13:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rowdy Offield, 39, serving a 30 year sentence in Missouri for armed robbery and kidnapping, has escaped. Just not from a prison in Missouri. But instead from the Cleveland County jail in Norman, Oklahoma. Seems there was this litter matter of a stick up at a Norman, OK Wal-Mart back a couple years ago and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Steve Kutzner &#8211; Busted For Kiddie Toons</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2010/10/19/steve-kutzner-busted-for-kiddie-toons/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2010 20:41:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Steve Kutzner, 33, a former teacher at Lake Hazel Middle School in Meridian, Idaho pleaded guilty last week in U.S. District Court in Boise, Idaho on a charge of possession of visual representations of child sex abuse. Basically, the federal government prosecuted Kutzner for, and Kutzner pleaded guilty to &#8211; possessing child pornography. It is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Coke In My Butt Crack Is Not Mine</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2010/10/06/the-coke-in-my-butt-crack-is-not-mine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 23:51:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Manatee County, Florida Sheriff’s Deputies stopped Raymond Stanley Roberts, 25, for speeding, they got both a surprise and undoubtedly one of those &#8220;stories to tell&#8221;. Unfortunately for Roberts, the story he told just doesn&#8217;t make sense. It started when the deputies allegedly detected a strong odor of marijuana coming from Robert&#8217;s vehicle. And supposedly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Butt Shot Over Baggy Pants</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2010/10/06/butt-shot-over-baggy-pants/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 22:14:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kenneth E. Bonds, 45, has been busted by Memphis cops after he allegedly butt shot a 17-year-old boy during an altercation over baggy pants. The boys were walking through a southeast Memphis neighborhood when Bonds yelled at them to pull up their pants. The boys refused and one thing led to another. It is at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Storm Stockstill And The Turn About</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2009/02/12/storm-stockstill-and-the-turn-about/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 20:51:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet Storm Stockstill, 18, a student at Jupiter High School in Jupiter, Florida. It seems that Storm and a 16-year-old buddy were having a little fun &#8220;messing around&#8221; with a younger kid in the locker room at school. The dynamic duo were busted when a physical education teacher said he heard screaming from the locker [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PTA Lady Joan Tuckruskye Busted</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/12/16/pta-lady-joan-tuckruskye-busted/</link>
		<comments>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/12/16/pta-lady-joan-tuckruskye-busted/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 05:07:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet 44-year-old Joan Tuckruskye. She&#8217;s the vice president of the Baldwin Middle School Parent-Teacher Association. She&#8217;s also the PTA lady that allegedly got caught with a 13-year-old boy in the back of a Nissan Pathfinder behind Meadow Elementary School in Baldwin, New York last Friday night. The cops say that when they approached the vehicle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The &#8216;Got Religion&#8217; Defense</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/10/08/the-got-religion-defense/</link>
		<comments>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/10/08/the-got-religion-defense/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:56:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Rev. Merton E. Parks, the pastor of Oswegatchie First Baptist Church, in Oswegatchie, New York has resigned from his job after being investigated for downloading child pornography. St. Lawrence County Sheriff Kevin M. Wells was quoted as saying of his detectives interview with the reverend, &#8220;It is part of an ongoing investigation from some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The &#8216;Got Boobs&#8217; Defense</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/10/08/the-got-boobs-defense/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 18:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[John C. Kmetz, 56, of Racine, Wisconsin has been charged with 29 counts of possession of child pornography after he allegedly offered investigators a most unique &#8220;daffynition&#8221; of child pornography. It is alleged that during the course of a child pornography investigation, investigators asked Kmetz his definition of child pornography and Kmetz said that in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cops Go and Go Fast</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/09/25/cops-go-and-go-fast/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 23:58:50 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bad Cop - Bad Cop]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Early last Sunday morning, Pinellas County, Florida Deputy Sgt. John Daniels was working radar on the highway in a 45 mph zone when a 2007 Dodge Charger went charging by at about 100 mph. Reportedly Sgt. Daniels falls in behind the speeder and sees the speeding car pass vehicles in a no-passing zone. Eventually Sgt. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CSI It Ain&#8217;t</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/09/25/csi-it-aint/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:58:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why am I not surprised that the Detroit Police crime lab has been shut down because of errors? I mean after all, in a town where the mayor is at the center of a crime wave what is so surprising that the folks at the local crime lab are incompetent? In any case, Detroit Mayor [...]]]></description>
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