Archive for the 'Plain Damn Weird' Category

The Fart Heard Around The World

Jose Cruz, accused of felonious farting for passing gas at a cop, no longer faces a battery charge in West Virginia, where this sorta’ thing evidently happens from time to time.
The Kanawha County prosecutor’s office requested that the charge be dropped against Cruz who still faces driving under the influence and other charges.
Reportedly Cruz let [...]

Sleeping Pilots Suspended

When I saw the headline “FAA suspends sleeping Hawaiian airline pilots” I thought that it had to be a joke of some kind.
Turns out it wasn’t a joke.
Captain Scott Oltman, 54, and First Officer Dillon Shepley, 24, who prior to being fired worked for Hawaii’s Go airline, have been suspended by the FAA for sleeping [...]

Take THAT Copper!!!

Sean McGuire of of Glenview, Illinois has been busted for gunning down an officer, apparently a security guard at Drake University in Des Moines, Iowa.
Seems that the campus cops, security guards or whatever you wanna’ call them were investigating a hit and run traffic accident when McGuire allegedly felled the officer with an “M & [...]

Wizardry Outbreak In Florida

Jim Piculas, a substitute teacher in Land ‘O Lakes, Florida did a magic trick for some kids at Rushe Middle School.
He made a toothpick disappear and reappear.
In the process his job also disappeared as school administrators, apparently in an effort to stamp out any vestiges of wizardry from the local schools, send Piculas packing for [...]

Lawrence “Poppy” Vincent

Meet 74-year-old Lawrence Michael “Poppy” Vincent.
He used to be the track coach at Bracken Christian School in Bulverde, Texas
That was until he was busted for indecent exposure in a San Antonio park. After that his 8 year gig as a coach for the church school came to a sudden end.
It is alleged that “Ol’ [...]

Running Bare

From the Running Bare Down the Highway Department:
In Reading, PA on Friday the driver of a minivan on the West Shore Bypass climbed atop the moving vehicle, standing on the roof and riding the vehicle until it crashed and catapulted him into the woods. Witnesses said the man then climbed up an embankment, stripped [...]