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		<title>Woman Dead Twice In Two Weeks</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2010/10/20/woman-dead-twice-in-two-weeks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 14:35:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ruth Johnson, an 89-year-old who lived alone, was was presumed to have died in her house in Severna Park area of Anne Arundel County, Maryland. Police were called to check on Johnson on October 1st in response to a call from concerned neighbors. Reportedly the police officer sent to investigate, discovered Johnson blue and not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Steve Kutzner &#8211; Busted For Kiddie Toons</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2010/10/19/steve-kutzner-busted-for-kiddie-toons/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2010 20:41:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Steve Kutzner, 33, a former teacher at Lake Hazel Middle School in Meridian, Idaho pleaded guilty last week in U.S. District Court in Boise, Idaho on a charge of possession of visual representations of child sex abuse. Basically, the federal government prosecuted Kutzner for, and Kutzner pleaded guilty to &#8211; possessing child pornography. It is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Know It When You See It</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2010/04/15/know-it-when-you-see-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 12:16:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Oklahoman in a report titled, &#8220;Controversial crucifix creates rift at Warr Acres church&#8221; points out a problem for the Catholic church as it confronts a sexual scandal of Biblical proportions. The report also reveals the furor within an Oklahoma congregation as it confronts what some are calling &#8220;Jesus porn&#8221;. The Rev. Philip Seeton of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cat Litter Box From Hell</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2010/04/14/cat-litter-box-from-hell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 15:44:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hazmat teams evacuated the neighborhood and tested a Westland, Michigan home after the landlord said she thought the former tenants were running a methamphetamine lab inside. Turned out that the former tenants were not running a meth lab but they probably were not to good about dumping the &#8220;cat box&#8221; either Even more revealing&#8230; It [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PTA Lady Joan Tuckruskye Busted</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/12/16/pta-lady-joan-tuckruskye-busted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 05:07:15 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Law and Disorder]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet 44-year-old Joan Tuckruskye. She&#8217;s the vice president of the Baldwin Middle School Parent-Teacher Association. She&#8217;s also the PTA lady that allegedly got caught with a 13-year-old boy in the back of a Nissan Pathfinder behind Meadow Elementary School in Baldwin, New York last Friday night. The cops say that when they approached the vehicle [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fart Heard Around The World</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/09/25/the-fart-heard-around-the-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:50:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jose Cruz, accused of felonious farting for passing gas at a cop, no longer faces a battery charge in West Virginia, where this sorta&#8217; thing evidently happens from time to time. The Kanawha County prosecutor&#8217;s office requested that the charge be dropped against Cruz who still faces driving under the influence and other charges. Reportedly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sleeping Pilots Suspended</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/09/24/sleeping-pilots-suspended/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:21:15 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Idiots In Action]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I saw the headline &#8220;FAA suspends sleeping Hawaiian airline pilots&#8221; I thought that it had to be a joke of some kind. Turns out it wasn&#8217;t a joke. Captain Scott Oltman, 54, and First Officer Dillon Shepley, 24, who prior to being fired worked for Hawaii&#8217;s Go airline, have been suspended by the FAA [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Take THAT Copper!!!</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/05/15/take-that-copper/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 12:35:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sean McGuire of of Glenview, Illinois has been busted for gunning down an officer, apparently a security guard at Drake University in Des Moines, Iowa. Seems that the campus cops, security guards or whatever you wanna&#8217; call them were investigating a hit and run traffic accident when McGuire allegedly felled the officer with an &#8220;M [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wizardry Outbreak In Florida</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/05/07/wizardry-outbreak-in-florida/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 17:57:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jim Piculas, a substitute teacher in Land &#8216;O Lakes, Florida did a magic trick for some kids at Rushe Middle School. He made a toothpick disappear and reappear. In the process his job also disappeared as school administrators, apparently in an effort to stamp out any vestiges of wizardry from the local schools, send Piculas [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lawrence &#8220;Poppy&#8221; Vincent</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/05/07/lawrence-poppy-vincent/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 16:46:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet 74-year-old Lawrence Michael &#8220;Poppy&#8221; Vincent. He used to be the track coach at Bracken Christian School in Bulverde, Texas That was until he was busted for indecent exposure in a San Antonio park. After that his 8 year gig as a coach for the church school came to a sudden end. It is alleged [...]]]></description>
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