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PTA Lady Joan Tuckruskye Busted

Meet 44-year-old Joan Tuckruskye. She’s the vice president of the Baldwin Middle School Parent-Teacher Association. She’s also the PTA lady that allegedly got caught with a 13-year-old boy in the back of a Nissan Pathfinder behind Meadow Elementary School in Baldwin, New York last Friday night. The cops say that when they approached the vehicle [...]

The Fart Heard Around The World

Jose Cruz, accused of felonious farting for passing gas at a cop, no longer faces a battery charge in West Virginia, where this sorta’ thing evidently happens from time to time. The Kanawha County prosecutor’s office requested that the charge be dropped against Cruz who still faces driving under the influence and other charges. Reportedly [...]

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