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		<title>Marvin E. Schur Killed By Idiots</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2009/01/26/marvin-e-schur-killed-by-idiots/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 00:51:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Marvin E. Schur was 93-years-old when he froze to death in his own home in Bay City, Michigan. His cold and lifeless body was found by a neighbor on January 17th. So what did Ol&#8217; Marvin do to deserve being left to die in the cold and dark? Reportedly he did not pay his electric [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mike Nifong Whines</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/08/15/mike-nifong-whines/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 13:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mike Nifong, the disgraced and disbarred former Durham, North Carolina District Attorney forever remembered for his legalistic rape of three innocent Duke lacrosse players and their families is whining about &#8220;the fundamental unfairness&#8221; of the North Carolina State Bar&#8217;s handling of his ethics case. Nifong who not only should have been disbarred but also prosecuted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nifong Finally Tells Truth</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/07/26/nifong-finally-tells-truth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 04:38:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a long time coming but disgraced former prosecutor Mike Nifong has finally told the truth about the phony rape case he staged against three innocent Duke lacrosse players. The truth? Straight from Nifong&#8217;s mouth &#8211; There is no credible evidence that three Duke lacrosse players committed any of the crimes he accused them [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Busted Boys</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/07/24/busted-boys/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 00:01:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cory Mashburn and Ryan Cornelison, both 13, and middle school students in McMinnville, Oregon are facing possible time in a juvenile jail and could have to register as sex offenders. Their offense? They were allegedly slapping girls on the butt at Patton Middle School. An activity in which evidently many students, both boys and girls [...]]]></description>
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		<title>$600 Million Payout</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/07/14/600-million-payout/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jul 2007 04:08:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The L.A. Archdiocese is set to pay out at last $600 million to settle its clergy sex abuse cases. That&#8217;s an awful lot of money to pay out for a refusing to reign in a bunch of child molesting perverts over the years. Enough to purchase several ho houses, straight, gay or otherwise and enough [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Love Equals Threat</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/07/08/love-equals-threat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2007 20:24:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At least in Katy, Texas it does. When sixth-grader Shelby Sendelbach wrote &#8220;I Love Alex&#8221; with a baby blue marker on the wall of the gym at her Katy, Texas school she had no idea her actions would rank right up there with threats, drug possession and assault. It seems the only offenses worse in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Boy Banned From Pool</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/07/08/boy-banned-from-pool/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2007 20:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[And from the showers also. His offense? Two year old Caleb has HIV/AIDS. And by golly Ken Zadnichek, the owner of the Wales West RV Park in Silver Hill, Alabama, was not about to have some AIDS infected kid in HIS pool or showers. So Dick and Silvia Glover and Caleb, their foster son, packed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Life Is Cheap In Wichita</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/07/03/life-is-cheap-in-wichita/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2007 00:45:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Life is cheap in Wichita, so much so that five people stepped over the body of a dying woman laying in the floor of a convenience store, although one enterprising citizen did look at her long enough to take a picture with a cell phone camera. The 27-year-old stabbing victim did not survive either the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vince McMahon Undead</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/06/28/vince-mcmahon-undead/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:09:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is nothing like a public relations crisis to bring a guy like Vince McMahon back from the dead. And the death of wrestler Chris Benoit, his wife and 7-year-old son in an apparent double murder/suicide restored McMahon from the dead in nothing flat. It was back on June 11th that Vince McMahon playing the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Child Molesters One and All</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/06/28/child-molesters-one-and-all/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:38:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Hampton Roads, Virginia just about everyone is to be suspected of being a child molester according to a new advertising campaign which features the picture of an adult hand holding that of a child and the caption, &#8220;It doesn&#8217;t feel right when I see them together.&#8221; Evidently holding the hand of a child in [...]]]></description>
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