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Rowdy Offield – Taking It On The Run

Rowdy Offield, 39, serving a 30 year sentence in Missouri for armed robbery and kidnapping, has escaped. Just not from a prison in Missouri. But instead from the Cleveland County jail in Norman, Oklahoma. Seems there was this litter matter of a stick up at a Norman, OK Wal-Mart back a couple years ago and [...]

Masturbating Judge Disbarred

The Oklahoma Supreme Court has finally got around to disbarring former Creek County District Judge Donald Thompson, aka “The Masturbating Judge”. A jury found Thompson guilty of indecent exposure on allegations that he sat through trials, including murder cases, merrily pumping away on his penis pump, shaving his testicles and masturbating. Thompson was sentenced to [...]

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