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		<title>Rowdy Offield &#8211; Taking It On The Run</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 13:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rowdy Offield, 39, serving a 30 year sentence in Missouri for armed robbery and kidnapping, has escaped. Just not from a prison in Missouri. But instead from the Cleveland County jail in Norman, Oklahoma. Seems there was this litter matter of a stick up at a Norman, OK Wal-Mart back a couple years ago and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Masturbating Judge Disbarred</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/09/24/masturbating-judge-disbarred/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:01:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Oklahoma Supreme Court has finally got around to disbarring former Creek County District Judge Donald Thompson, aka &#8220;The Masturbating Judge&#8221;. A jury found Thompson guilty of indecent exposure on allegations that he sat through trials, including murder cases, merrily pumping away on his penis pump, shaving his testicles and masturbating. Thompson was sentenced to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doing The Easy Ones</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/12/29/doing-the-easy-ones/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2007 21:46:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The cops in Prichard, Alabama probably should not claim to have &#8220;busted&#8221; Chavis Sanders, 22, and David Bailey, 24. The dynamic duo pretty much busted themselves. To understand what we mean one need only realize that Sanders and Bailey showed up at police headquarters in a stolen car with a small bag of marijuana plainly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fake Santa Attacks Family</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/12/29/fake-santa-attacks-family/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2007 14:38:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jonesboro, Arkansas Police are reporting that a fake Santa attacked a Jonesboro family on Thursday night. According to police, the fake Santa, who they identify as 33-year-old Steven Vaughn, the band director at Brookland High School, attacked the family of Kevin McGaughey, the Superintendent of Brookland Schools. Allegedly Vaughn showed up at the McGaughey home [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Way To Go John</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/12/19/way-to-go-john/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 00:21:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[John Scott Hayes, 46, a coach in Marietta, Georgia has been busted by the cops. It seems that the cops are saying that John has been a &#8220;bad, bad boy&#8221;. Among other things Hayes is accused of loading several middle schoolers into the back of his pickup truck and driving them around town after dark [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dog Shoots Iowa Man</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/10/31/dog-shoots-iowa-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:04:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No charges expected&#8230; Police have pretty much determined that when James Harris, 37, of Tama, Iowa was shot by his hunting dog that it was an accidental shooting, rather than an attack on the part of the dog, which has canine teeth for that sort of thing. Harris was reportedly &#8220;doing pretty well&#8221; after surgery [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Only In Alabama</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 16:46:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Might one find the Ku Klux Klan protesting, well&#8230; Protesting the Ku Klux Klan. It seems that the Ku Klux Klan is planning to hold a rally in Cullman, Alabama on November 10th to speak “out against the invasion of our beautiful state by the illegal immigrants and their impact on our societies.” And also [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pepsi v. Coke at Wal-Mart</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/10/14/pepsi-v-coke-at-wal-mart/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 00:24:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Pepsi versus Coke soda wars turned physical Friday when at the Wal-Mart in Indiana, PA the &#8216;Pepsi guy&#8217; punched the &#8216;Coke guy&#8217; in the face, breaking his nose in the process. The two deliverymen were &#8220;apparently bickering back and forth&#8221; while unloading their wares at the Indiana County store, police said. When the Coke [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stupid Is As Stupid Does</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/08/22/stupid-is-as-stupid-does/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 04:21:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can anyone think of anything more stupid that trying to pass counterfeit cash at a police station? If you can please do not tell Crystal Bell and Ronnie Tarr of Ada, Oklahoma. They already have enough problems. According to this Ada Evening News Report trying to pass &#8216;funny money&#8217; is exactly what Bell attempted to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baptist Preacher In Skirt</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/08/02/baptist-preacher-in-skirt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 03:32:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thomas Dale Tester aka &#8220;Tommy Tester&#8221;, the 58-year-old minister of Gospel Baptist Church in Bristol, Virginia and an employee of WZAP, a Christian radio station in Bristol has been busted for indecent exposure, DUI and violation of the open container law in Johnson City, Tennessee. To make matters worse for this &#8216;man of the cloth&#8217;, [...]]]></description>
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