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		<title>Know It When You See It</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2010/04/15/know-it-when-you-see-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 12:16:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Oklahoman in a report titled, &#8220;Controversial crucifix creates rift at Warr Acres church&#8221; points out a problem for the Catholic church as it confronts a sexual scandal of Biblical proportions. The report also reveals the furor within an Oklahoma congregation as it confronts what some are calling &#8220;Jesus porn&#8221;. The Rev. Philip Seeton of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ballsy Priest Calls For Pope&#8217;s Resignation</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2010/04/14/ballsy-priest-calls-for-popes-resignation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 16:14:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Rev. James Scahill of St. Michael&#8217;s Church in East Longmeadow, Massachusetts has done something that few in the the Catholic church have had the balls to do, namely calling for the pope to resign over the church&#8217;s sexual abuse scandal. As the scandal enveloping Pope Benedict XVI and his &#8220;accommodations&#8221; for a priest accused [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another Church Sex Scandal</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/11/20/another-church-sex-scandal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 04:34:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Does it seem to you that church sex scandals are losing the intensity they once generated? As one who remembers the infamous church sex scandals of the 1980&#8242;s it seems that today&#8217;s versions just don&#8217;t compare. Or maybe we have just become hardened to horny preachers getting some &#8220;strange&#8221;. The church sex scandal in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jesus, Mary and the Pancake</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/11/17/jesus-mary-and-the-pancake/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2007 18:42:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In keeping with the recent trend of making money by seeing religious figures in all sorts of stuff, Marilyn Smith of Port St. Lucie, Florida has managed to knock down $338 for a pancake which is purported to contain the images of Jesus and Mary. Reportedly Smith placed the &#8220;holy pancake&#8221; up for auction on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Catholic School Principal Dr. Paul A. Schum Busted In Drag</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/11/01/catholic-school-principal-dr-paul-a-schum-busted-in-drag/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 01:48:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dr. Paul A. Schum, 50, the principal at Bethlehem High School, a Catholic school in Bardstown, Kentucky, was busted by Louisville police and in a &#8220;seedy part of town&#8221; late Tuesday night. That&#8217;s bad enough. But it&#8217;s only the start of Dr. Schum&#8217;s misery. When the cops busted Principal Schum he was allegedly dressed as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Angry At God</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/08/15/angry-at-god/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 13:49:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The cops say that Thomas Nursey, 23, of St. Augustine, Florida told them he was &#8220;angry with God&#8221;. Okay. So what does Thomas do to express that anger? He allegedly used his Ford F-150 pickup truck as a battering ram against the door of the St. Anastasia Catholic Church. When the cops arrived in response [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baptist Preacher In Skirt</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/08/02/baptist-preacher-in-skirt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2007 03:32:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thomas Dale Tester aka &#8220;Tommy Tester&#8221;, the 58-year-old minister of Gospel Baptist Church in Bristol, Virginia and an employee of WZAP, a Christian radio station in Bristol has been busted for indecent exposure, DUI and violation of the open container law in Johnson City, Tennessee. To make matters worse for this &#8216;man of the cloth&#8217;, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baptist Moralist Busted</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/07/21/baptist-moralist-busted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jul 2007 00:28:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Seventy-four-year-old Coy Privette, the president of the Christian morality group Christian Action League in North Carolina has been busted on prostitution related charges. Privette is a Southern Baptist Convention leader, a former trustee of the Christian Life Commission, now known as Ethics and Religious Liberty Commission, which is the Southern Baptist Convention&#8217;s moral-watchdog agency, former [...]]]></description>
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		<title>$600 Million Payout</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/07/14/600-million-payout/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jul 2007 04:08:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The L.A. Archdiocese is set to pay out at last $600 million to settle its clergy sex abuse cases. That&#8217;s an awful lot of money to pay out for a refusing to reign in a bunch of child molesting perverts over the years. Enough to purchase several ho houses, straight, gay or otherwise and enough [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bare Butts Trumph Religion</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/07/09/bare-butts-trumph-religion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2007 22:22:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That would appear to be the message from Reverend Neil Rhodes, pastor of the interdenominational Times Square Church, who is going to court to force the removal of ads for a device called the Washlet, a bidet-toilet seat, from appearing next to his church. The ads feature naked buttocks with smiley faces on them and [...]]]></description>
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