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		<title>Toni Tramel &#8211; Boobie Attack</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2010/03/06/toni-tramel-boobie-attack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 15:59:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Toni Tramel of Owensboro, Kentucky was reportedly busted for public intoxication Thursday night. No big deal, as it&#8217;s likely hundreds if not thousands more around the county have that happen on any given day. What sets Toni apart from the rest of the crowd of alleged drunks is something that allegedly happen during the booking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It Must Suck To Be Al Gore</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2010/01/06/it-must-suck-to-be-al-gore/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 14:29:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It must really suck to be Al Gore right about now. Just as he was on the verge of getting his &#8220;carbon credits&#8221; business off to a world-wide start, along comes Climategate and suddenly folks are starting to actually question the religion of man-made global warming. Then winter sets in and bitch-slaps Gore with what [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phillip Seaton Sues Over Penis</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/09/25/phillip-seaton-sues-over-penis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:41:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Phillip Seaton, 61, and his wife, Deborah Seaton, have sued Dr. John M. Patterson and Commonwealth Urology in Frankfort, Kentucky claiming that Dr. Patterson lopped off Seaton&#8217;s penis while supposedly doing a circumcision as a course of treatment for a medical condition. The Seatons are also suing the anesthesiologist claiming that the gas passer used [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sleeping Pilots Suspended</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/09/24/sleeping-pilots-suspended/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:21:15 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Idiots In Action]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I saw the headline &#8220;FAA suspends sleeping Hawaiian airline pilots&#8221; I thought that it had to be a joke of some kind. Turns out it wasn&#8217;t a joke. Captain Scott Oltman, 54, and First Officer Dillon Shepley, 24, who prior to being fired worked for Hawaii&#8217;s Go airline, have been suspended by the FAA [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lisa Gale Stone Busted</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/10/06/lisa-gale-stone-busted/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2007 03:06:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lisa Gale Stone, 34, of Marietta, South Carolina has been busted on allegations of making every teenage boy&#8217;s nightmare come true, i.e. forced sex with an ugly woman. Pickens County sheriff&#8217;s deputies busted Lisa Friday and say that she repeatedly sexually assaulted a 13-year-old boy in a tree house near his home, forcing the boy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shooting Beaver</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/08/20/shooting-beaver/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 03:54:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well actually not shooting beaver, more like taking a rock to a beaver. And a rabid beaver at that. It seems that a 14-year-old boy and an adult woman swimming in the drinking water supply of Towson, Maryland were attacked by a 50 pound rabid beaver. The kid was saved by his mother, the woman [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Child Molesters One and All</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/06/28/child-molesters-one-and-all/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:38:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Hampton Roads, Virginia just about everyone is to be suspected of being a child molester according to a new advertising campaign which features the picture of an adult hand holding that of a child and the caption, &#8220;It doesn&#8217;t feel right when I see them together.&#8221; Evidently holding the hand of a child in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kill a Bear Get a Ticket</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/06/23/kill-a-bear-get-a-ticket/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2007 04:07:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In what has to be the most damned stupid assault on reason in recent memory, former Marine Chris Everhart while on a camp out with his family saved his son from a charging 300 lb black bear and gets ticket for his effort. When Everhart&#8217;s six-year-old son threw a shovel at a bear that was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drop That Burger</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/06/10/drop-that-burger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jun 2007 22:28:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh, you already finished it? Then you probably don&#8217;t want to read the rest of this post. It seems that a whole lotta hamburger meat just may have a tinsy-tiny big of E. coli contamination. The folks at United Food Group LLC out California way are recalling 5.7 million pounds of fresh and frozen beef [...]]]></description>
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