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		<title>Crumbs From The Table</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2009/10/28/crumbs-from-the-table/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:05:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems that old folks just can&#8217;t catch a break. Since the economy crashed there was not much, well actually any, increase in consumer prices during the current year and as a result those on Social Security will not get any COLA in 2010. Now before anyone goes screeching &#8220;old folks don&#8217;t need soda pop, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Date My Daughter Or Else&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/10/08/date-my-daughter-or-else/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 01:14:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 42-year-old Elgin, Illinois mother, thus far unidentified, is being investigated for allegedly trying to reconcile her 13-year-old daughter with a former boyfriend by threatening to publish nude pictures of the boy on the Internet unless he contacted the girl. The woman reportedly contacted the 13-year-old boy with phone calls, e-mails and thousands of text [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Ain&#8217;t Bleedin&#8217; Mamma</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/09/25/i-aint-bleedin-mamma/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:47:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cops in Mankato, Minnesota have spent days searching for a woman supposedly shot during a disturbance at a birthday party on Sunday was not shot after all. Turns out the &#8220;blood&#8221; was actually taco sauce. According to the Mankato Free Press: Witnesses had reported a woman was shot after Mohamed Ahmed Ali, 23, allegedly shot [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bugged By Bugs</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/05/15/bugged-by-bugs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 11:22:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Giant beetles invade Philly &#8211; Customs agents seized more than two dozen giant beetles _ some the size of a child&#8217;s hand _ from an overseas package after postal workers heard the insects making scratching noises. Read it at Giant Beetles Seized At Pennsylvania Post Office Ants take over Houston &#8211; In what sounds like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Will You Lick My Swizzle Stick?</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/05/07/will-uou-lick-my-swizzle-stick/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 16:46:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Will you lick my swizzle stick?&#8221; That is what former Weather Channel anchor Bob Stokes allegedly said to Hillary Andrews, his former co-anchor, who has accused him of unrelenting sexual harassment. The Weather Channel Sex Scandal appears to be a storm that is not going to be ending soon as Andrews claims that Stokes constantly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beer Can Coffin</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/05/07/beer-can-coffin/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 16:14:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A beer can coffin. It isn&#8217;t every day you see one. As a matter of fact, most of us will never see one up close and personal. So in the mean time we have to enjoy the good fortune of others, such as Bill Bramanti of South Chicago Heights, Illinois. Bill has procured the ultimate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spitzer&#8217;s Alleged Ho&#8217; Sues Joe</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/04/29/spitzers-alleged-ho-sues-joe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:48:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ashley Alexandra Dupre, 22, the gal who allegedly helped former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer find a new career has sued Joe Francis the founder of the &#8220;Girls Gone Wild&#8221; series for $10 million. She claims that Francis exploited her image and name to advertise racy videos. Dupre claims in the lawsuit that she was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reverend Wright Under the Bus</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/04/29/reverend-wright-under-the-bus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:33:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Finally Barack Obama has tossed the Reverend Jeremiah Wright under the bus. Supposedly for Wright&#8217;s remarks Monday at the National Press Club. But in all honesty, Wright&#8217;s remarks Monday were different from previous remarks only in their timidity. It was only when Barack Obama realized that Reverend Wright&#8217;s racists, bigoted and unpatriotic remarks were causing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sex News &#8211; 3/18/08</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/03/18/sex-news-31808/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Mar 2008 01:24:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Former New Jersey Gov. James McGreevey and long time associate Theodore Pedersen say that they engaged in three-way sex with McGreevey&#8217;s estranged wife, Dina Matos McGreevey, who is in the midst of a nasty divorce from the now openly gay ex-governor. Dina Matos McGreevey says the so-called &#8220;Friday Night Specials&#8221; never happened. The two guys [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Eliot Spitzer&#8217;s Ho House Bill</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/03/11/eliot-spitzers-ho-house-bill/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:19:58 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Celebs Behaving Badly]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There just seems to be no end to the horror story that is New York Governor Eliot Spitzer. Now reports indicate that Spitzer may have been frequenting hookers since 2002 and that his hooker expense may have ran as high as $80,000. That&#8217;s a lotta&#8217; ho&#8217;s&#8230; Read it at Spitzer Faces Impeachment Threat as Reports [...]]]></description>
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