Today In The USA

And then there is Curtis Jamar Pickard, 17, a student at Greenbrier High School in Evan, Georgia who has been busted for allegedly using a camera equipped cell phone to upskirt a 33-year-old female teacher.

Pickard’s budding upskirting career came to a crashing halt on Tuesday when numerous students told the school safety officer that Pickard had used his cell phone to upskirt the teacher on Monday. It was further alleged that Pickard showed the clandestine pictures to others.

On Tuesday, young Mr. Picard was cuffed and stuffed into the Columbia County Detention Center on a charge of unlawful eavesdropping or surveillance and was subsequently released on $2,600 bond.

Reportedly when the officer checked Pickard’s cell phone it was found to contain pictures of what the teacher subsequently identified as her legs, undies and stuff.

The school safety officer then called in the cops and as they say, the rest is history…

Read it at Greenbrier High student arrested after lewd teacher photos found or at GGreenbrier High School Student Arrested For Taking Upskirt Pictures Of Teacher and wonder if this little incident will cause them to kick Curtis off the honor roll.

To get busted in an internet sex sting and this guy proves it…

Donald Joseph Murphy, 75, of North Charleston, South Carolina has been busted in an internet predator sting. One operated by the Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force of the South Carolina Attorney General’s Office.

It is alleged that Murphy began soliciting sex on-line in January of this year and from whom he believe to be a 13-year-old girl who was in reality a deputy sheriff in Spartanburg.

Seized from Murphy’s home were two laptop computers, one desktop computer and the usual computer junk.

Bond for Murphy was set at $10,000.

Read it at Deputies Arrest 75-year-old in Internet Sting and wonder how big this guy’s Viagra bill is each month…

The words harder, faster and deeper may take on new usages with the release of the GPod, a phallic-shaped tri-motor vibrator that responds to audio input from a telephone, music player, a television or just about anything that can create sound.

This pricey little sex toy, ($243), surfaced at the Adult Treasure Expo 2007, in Tokyo.

Inventor Ichiro Kameda says:

“The dildo vibrates through the same waves as a voice. So one of the ideas is that you can use it here in Tokyo when your boyfriend in New York is talking to you on the phone.”

Undoubtedly Ichiro Kameda is a genius.
However his vision of the couple, one in New York and one in Tokyo is so limiting.

Especially if he also creates a version for the guys.

Then couples separated by many miles can kick back listening to their iPods, talking “dirty” on their iPhones while their GPods get each other off.

Then there’s always internet voice-chat rooms which could add a whole new meaning to “group sex”….

Read it at GPod vibrator hits high note with Japanese women

OK, OK.
Here’s the picture…