Today In The USA

Toni Tramel of Owensboro, Kentucky was reportedly busted for public intoxication Thursday night. No big deal, as it’s likely hundreds if not thousands more around the county have that happen on any given day.

What sets Toni apart from the rest of the crowd of alleged drunks is something that allegedly happen during the booking process.

Tramel was sent into a room with a female jailer to change from her street clothes to jail clothes. That’s when things went weird real fast as it is alleged that while Tramel was changing into jail garb, she took off her bra, squeezed her breast and shot a stream of milk hitting the jailer in the face and the neck!

Now, as weird as it may sound, according to a press release, the officer was able to “decontaminate herself” and “clean the bio-hazard off her.”….

Now hold it…

Boobie milk is a bio-hazard that requires decontamination?

Since when, because millions of mothers are probably breaking this law daily by simply feeding their babies.

And over the course of history, lots of guys have paid good money for similar treatment?

What is this world coming to??

In any case, rather than a simple public drunk charge, Tramel is now facing a charge of third degree assault on a police officer with bond set at $10,000 and if convicted may be looking at some serious prison time.

But don’t take our word for it, you can read it at:

Milk Doesn’t Always Do a Body Good

Owensboro woman faces ‘breast milk’ assault charges

Breast milk attack: Inmate attacks deputy with breast milk

And then there is Curtis Jamar Pickard, 17, a student at Greenbrier High School in Evan, Georgia who has been busted for allegedly using a camera equipped cell phone to upskirt a 33-year-old female teacher.

Pickard’s budding upskirting career came to a crashing halt on Tuesday when numerous students told the school safety officer that Pickard had used his cell phone to upskirt the teacher on Monday. It was further alleged that Pickard showed the clandestine pictures to others.

On Tuesday, young Mr. Picard was cuffed and stuffed into the Columbia County Detention Center on a charge of unlawful eavesdropping or surveillance and was subsequently released on $2,600 bond.

Reportedly when the officer checked Pickard’s cell phone it was found to contain pictures of what the teacher subsequently identified as her legs, undies and stuff.

The school safety officer then called in the cops and as they say, the rest is history…

Read it at Greenbrier High student arrested after lewd teacher photos found or at GGreenbrier High School Student Arrested For Taking Upskirt Pictures Of Teacher and wonder if this little incident will cause them to kick Curtis off the honor roll.

Meet from left to right, Julinia Moreno, Joshua Barnes and David Carver.

This dynamic threesome from down Florida way ended up on the wrong end of the law and in a big way.

First comes Julinia Moreno who early Sunday morning allegedly decided to loan her car to Joshua Barnes, leaving her 1-year-old son, Jamir Worgs, in the back seat.

Then Ol’ Joshua allegedly drove the car to a known drug house in the area, where he left the car running and with the toddler inside.

Then Ol’ David, a car thief of some repute, comes along and allegedly jumped into the driver’s seat and took off, with little Jamir Worgs still in his car seat and apparently along for the ride of his young life.

But the cops say that Carver dumped the boy in a front yard of a home on Cornwall Court, in Longwood, and then traded the car for drugs.

Fortunately for little Jamir, Lupita Jimenez said she noticed the car seat in her front yard and the boy walking along a fence, soaking wet and cold so she took him inside, wrapped him in a blanket to warm him up and called the cops.

The cops spotted the car and two people getting out of it in the parking lot of the Walmart on Rinehart Road in Sanford, so the cops busted them, along with Moreno, Barnes and Carver.

Moreno charged with contributing to the dependency of a minor, appeared before a judge Monday morning and was released on her own recognizance. She is scheduled for arraignment on February 17th.

Little Jamir is in the custody of Department of Children and Families where he is to remain.

Reportedly Barnes and Carver are cooling their heels in the Seminole County Jail with bond set at $5,000 each. They too are set for arraignment on February 17th.

No word on what happened with the “two others”…

Read it at Man Steals Car With Boy, 1, Inside and at Mother Who Left Baby In Stolen Car Out of Jail and be real thankful that you are not related to any of these people…