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		<title>Woman Dead Twice In Two Weeks</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2010/10/20/woman-dead-twice-in-two-weeks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 14:35:33 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Plain Damn Weird]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ruth Johnson, an 89-year-old who lived alone, was was presumed to have died in her house in Severna Park area of Anne Arundel County, Maryland. Police were called to check on Johnson on October 1st in response to a call from concerned neighbors. Reportedly the police officer sent to investigate, discovered Johnson blue and not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Coke In My Butt Crack Is Not Mine</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2010/10/06/the-coke-in-my-butt-crack-is-not-mine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 23:51:32 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Law and Disorder]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Manatee County, Florida Sheriff’s Deputies stopped Raymond Stanley Roberts, 25, for speeding, they got both a surprise and undoubtedly one of those &#8220;stories to tell&#8221;. Unfortunately for Roberts, the story he told just doesn&#8217;t make sense. It started when the deputies allegedly detected a strong odor of marijuana coming from Robert&#8217;s vehicle. And supposedly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Toni Tramel &#8211; Boobie Attack</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2010/03/06/toni-tramel-boobie-attack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 15:59:07 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Girls Behaving Badly]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Toni Tramel of Owensboro, Kentucky was reportedly busted for public intoxication Thursday night. No big deal, as it&#8217;s likely hundreds if not thousands more around the county have that happen on any given day. What sets Toni apart from the rest of the crowd of alleged drunks is something that allegedly happen during the booking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Curtis Pickard Busted For Upskirting the Teacher</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2009/02/12/curtis-pickard-busted-for-upskirting-the-teacher/</link>
		<comments>http://todayintheusa.com/2009/02/12/curtis-pickard-busted-for-upskirting-the-teacher/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 22:46:47 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[School Daze]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[And then there is Curtis Jamar Pickard, 17, a student at Greenbrier High School in Evan, Georgia who has been busted for allegedly using a camera equipped cell phone to upskirt a 33-year-old female teacher. Pickard&#8217;s budding upskirting career came to a crashing halt on Tuesday when numerous students told the school safety officer that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baby, What Baby?</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2009/01/19/baby-what-baby-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 21:38:02 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Idiots In Action]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet from left to right, Julinia Moreno, Joshua Barnes and David Carver. This dynamic threesome from down Florida way ended up on the wrong end of the law and in a big way. First comes Julinia Moreno who early Sunday morning allegedly decided to loan her car to Joshua Barnes, leaving her 1-year-old son, Jamir [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The &#8216;Got Religion&#8217; Defense</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/10/08/the-got-religion-defense/</link>
		<comments>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/10/08/the-got-religion-defense/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:56:08 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Law and Disorder]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Rev. Merton E. Parks, the pastor of Oswegatchie First Baptist Church, in Oswegatchie, New York has resigned from his job after being investigated for downloading child pornography. St. Lawrence County Sheriff Kevin M. Wells was quoted as saying of his detectives interview with the reverend, &#8220;It is part of an ongoing investigation from some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phillip Seaton Sues Over Penis</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/09/25/phillip-seaton-sues-over-penis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:41:52 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Run For You Life]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Phillip Seaton, 61, and his wife, Deborah Seaton, have sued Dr. John M. Patterson and Commonwealth Urology in Frankfort, Kentucky claiming that Dr. Patterson lopped off Seaton&#8217;s penis while supposedly doing a circumcision as a course of treatment for a medical condition. The Seatons are also suing the anesthesiologist claiming that the gas passer used [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Daniel Dean Thompson</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/01/29/daniel-dean-thompson/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet Daniel Dean Thompson, the 31-year-old owner of Flix Club which is a Utah business that sells so called &#8220;family-friendly tapes and DVDs&#8221; which are Hollywood films with the &#8220;dirty parts&#8221; cut out of them. Isn&#8217;t that nice of Daniel, making sure that the kids don&#8217;t see any of that nasty sex and violence stuff? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>They Eat Horses, Don&#8217;t They?</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/01/23/they-eat-horses-dont-they/</link>
		<comments>http://todayintheusa.com/2008/01/23/they-eat-horses-dont-they/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 02:42:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kristen DeGroat of Akron, Michigan wanted to sell her horse Foxy so she ran an ad in the newspaper. That&#8217;s when her problems started. It seems that somehow, someway, by a quirk of fate, the ad in The Saginaw News and The Bay City Times announcing the fact that Foxy was for sale appeared under [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doing The Easy Ones</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2007/12/29/doing-the-easy-ones/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Dec 2007 21:46:31 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Rednecks In Action]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The cops in Prichard, Alabama probably should not claim to have &#8220;busted&#8221; Chavis Sanders, 22, and David Bailey, 24. The dynamic duo pretty much busted themselves. To understand what we mean one need only realize that Sanders and Bailey showed up at police headquarters in a stolen car with a small bag of marijuana plainly [...]]]></description>
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