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	<description>We&#039;re Not Making This Stuff Up</description>
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		<title>Toni Tramel &#8211; Boobie Attack</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2010/03/06/toni-tramel-boobie-attack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 15:59:07 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Girls Behaving Badly]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Toni Tramel of Owensboro, Kentucky was reportedly busted for public intoxication Thursday night.  No big deal, as it&#8217;s likely hundreds if not thousands more around the county have that happen on any given day.

What sets Toni apart from the rest of the crowd of alleged drunks is something that allegedly happen during the booking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It Must Suck To Be Al Gore</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2010/01/06/it-must-suck-to-be-al-gore/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 14:29:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It must really suck to be Al Gore right about now.
Just as he was on the verge of getting his &#8220;carbon credits&#8221; business off to a world-wide start, along comes Climategate and suddenly folks are starting to actually question the religion of man-made global warming.
Then winter sets in and bitch-slaps Gore with what is shaping [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Real Short Career</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2009/10/28/a-real-short-career/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:14:59 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[School Daze]]></category>

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Damian Brown, 26, was a teacher at a Baton Rouge, Louisiana elementary school.
At least for a little while.
Turns out that Damian was arrested just two hours into his first day on the job Tuesday.
Seems he supposedly has a problem with numbers.   Social security numbers to be exact.
The cops say that Damian put three [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crumbs From The Table</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2009/10/28/crumbs-from-the-table/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 18:05:30 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[In The News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It seems that old folks just can&#8217;t catch a break.
Since the economy crashed there was not much, well actually any, increase in consumer prices during the current year and as a result those on Social Security will not get any COLA in 2010.
Now before anyone goes screeching &#8220;old folks don&#8217;t need soda pop, anyhow&#8221;, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vicki Rae Smith</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2009/08/12/vicki-rae-smith/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 00:41:42 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Scandals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[School Daze]]></category>

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(Vicki Rae Smith)
Every school day administrators, teachers and support personnel are called upon to break up fights between students.
When is the last time you read or heard of a school administrator alleged to have set up a hallway brawl between two students?
That is exactly what the cops and district attorney allege Vicki Rae Smith, 50, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Curtis Pickard Busted For Upskirting the Teacher</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2009/02/12/curtis-pickard-busted-for-upskirting-the-teacher/</link>
		<comments>http://todayintheusa.com/2009/02/12/curtis-pickard-busted-for-upskirting-the-teacher/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 22:46:47 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[School Daze]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[And then there is Curtis Jamar Pickard, 17, a student at Greenbrier High School in Evan, Georgia who has been busted for allegedly using a camera equipped cell phone to upskirt a 33-year-old female teacher.

Pickard&#8217;s budding upskirting career came to a crashing halt on Tuesday when numerous students told the school safety officer that Pickard [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dylan Morrison Comes Unsprung</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2009/02/12/dylan-morrison-comes-unsprung/</link>
		<comments>http://todayintheusa.com/2009/02/12/dylan-morrison-comes-unsprung/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 21:14:11 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Idiots In Action]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet Dylan Morrison, 18, a student at Port St. Lucie High School in Port St. Lucie, Florida.

Dylan was busted on Tuesday and charged with petit theft and disruption of a school function, for stealing an apple from the teacher&#8217;s desk.
Reportedly the teacher confiscated a small spring which Morrison allegedly used to disrupt class.
According to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Storm Stockstill And The Turn About</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2009/02/12/storm-stockstill-and-the-turn-about/</link>
		<comments>http://todayintheusa.com/2009/02/12/storm-stockstill-and-the-turn-about/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 20:51:39 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Law and Disorder]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Meet Storm Stockstill, 18, a student at Jupiter High School in Jupiter, Florida.

It seems that Storm and a 16-year-old buddy were having a little fun &#8220;messing around&#8221; with a younger kid in the locker room at school.
The dynamic duo were busted when a physical education teacher said he heard screaming from the locker room two [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Teacher Amber Carter Cuts Class To Sell Sex</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2009/02/11/teacher-cuts-class-to-sell-sex/</link>
		<comments>http://todayintheusa.com/2009/02/11/teacher-cuts-class-to-sell-sex/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 20:18:19 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Teachers Misbehaving]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[At least that&#8217;s what the cops say&#8230;
Amber Carter, 33, a fourth-grade teacher at Western Intermediate School in Bellefontaine, Ohio has been busted on allegations that she took a half-day of sick leave, left the school and went to the local Super 8 Motel to sell her sexual favors in an act of prostitution.

The Logan County [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marvin E. Schur Killed By Idiots</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2009/01/26/marvin-e-schur-killed-by-idiots/</link>
		<comments>http://todayintheusa.com/2009/01/26/marvin-e-schur-killed-by-idiots/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 00:51:05 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Government Craziness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Idiots In Action]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Marvin E. Schur was 93-years-old when he froze to death in his own home in Bay City, Michigan.
His cold and lifeless body was found by a neighbor on January 17th.
So what did Ol&#8217; Marvin do to deserve being left to die in the cold and dark?
Reportedly he did not pay his electric bill, or more [...]]]></description>
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