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		<title>Woman Dead Twice In Two Weeks</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2010/10/20/woman-dead-twice-in-two-weeks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 14:35:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ruth Johnson, an 89-year-old who lived alone, was was presumed to have died in her house in Severna Park area of Anne Arundel County, Maryland. Police were called to check on Johnson on October 1st in response to a call from concerned neighbors. Reportedly the police officer sent to investigate, discovered Johnson blue and not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rowdy Offield &#8211; Taking It On The Run</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 13:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rowdy Offield, 39, serving a 30 year sentence in Missouri for armed robbery and kidnapping, has escaped. Just not from a prison in Missouri. But instead from the Cleveland County jail in Norman, Oklahoma. Seems there was this litter matter of a stick up at a Norman, OK Wal-Mart back a couple years ago and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Steve Kutzner &#8211; Busted For Kiddie Toons</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2010/10/19/steve-kutzner-busted-for-kiddie-toons/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2010 20:41:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Steve Kutzner, 33, a former teacher at Lake Hazel Middle School in Meridian, Idaho pleaded guilty last week in U.S. District Court in Boise, Idaho on a charge of possession of visual representations of child sex abuse. Basically, the federal government prosecuted Kutzner for, and Kutzner pleaded guilty to &#8211; possessing child pornography. It is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Coke In My Butt Crack Is Not Mine</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2010/10/06/the-coke-in-my-butt-crack-is-not-mine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 23:51:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Manatee County, Florida Sheriff’s Deputies stopped Raymond Stanley Roberts, 25, for speeding, they got both a surprise and undoubtedly one of those &#8220;stories to tell&#8221;. Unfortunately for Roberts, the story he told just doesn&#8217;t make sense. It started when the deputies allegedly detected a strong odor of marijuana coming from Robert&#8217;s vehicle. And supposedly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Butt Shot Over Baggy Pants</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 22:14:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kenneth E. Bonds, 45, has been busted by Memphis cops after he allegedly butt shot a 17-year-old boy during an altercation over baggy pants. The boys were walking through a southeast Memphis neighborhood when Bonds yelled at them to pull up their pants. The boys refused and one thing led to another. It is at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Know It When You See It</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2010/04/15/know-it-when-you-see-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2010 12:16:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The Oklahoman in a report titled, &#8220;Controversial crucifix creates rift at Warr Acres church&#8221; points out a problem for the Catholic church as it confronts a sexual scandal of Biblical proportions. The report also reveals the furor within an Oklahoma congregation as it confronts what some are calling &#8220;Jesus porn&#8221;. The Rev. Philip Seeton of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ballsy Priest Calls For Pope&#8217;s Resignation</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2010/04/14/ballsy-priest-calls-for-popes-resignation/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 16:14:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Rev. James Scahill of St. Michael&#8217;s Church in East Longmeadow, Massachusetts has done something that few in the the Catholic church have had the balls to do, namely calling for the pope to resign over the church&#8217;s sexual abuse scandal. As the scandal enveloping Pope Benedict XVI and his &#8220;accommodations&#8221; for a priest accused [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cat Litter Box From Hell</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2010/04/14/cat-litter-box-from-hell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 15:44:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hazmat teams evacuated the neighborhood and tested a Westland, Michigan home after the landlord said she thought the former tenants were running a methamphetamine lab inside. Turned out that the former tenants were not running a meth lab but they probably were not to good about dumping the &#8220;cat box&#8221; either Even more revealing&#8230; It [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Toni Tramel &#8211; Boobie Attack</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2010/03/06/toni-tramel-boobie-attack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Mar 2010 15:59:07 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Girls Behaving Badly]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Run For You Life]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Toni Tramel of Owensboro, Kentucky was reportedly busted for public intoxication Thursday night. No big deal, as it&#8217;s likely hundreds if not thousands more around the county have that happen on any given day. What sets Toni apart from the rest of the crowd of alleged drunks is something that allegedly happen during the booking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It Must Suck To Be Al Gore</title>
		<link>http://todayintheusa.com/2010/01/06/it-must-suck-to-be-al-gore/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 14:29:57 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Global Warming]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Run For You Life]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It must really suck to be Al Gore right about now. Just as he was on the verge of getting his &#8220;carbon credits&#8221; business off to a world-wide start, along comes Climategate and suddenly folks are starting to actually question the religion of man-made global warming. Then winter sets in and bitch-slaps Gore with what [...]]]></description>
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