Today In The USA

Steve Kutzner, 33, a former teacher at Lake Hazel Middle School in Meridian, Idaho pleaded guilty last week in U.S. District Court in Boise, Idaho on a charge of possession of visual representations of child sex abuse.

Basically, the federal government prosecuted Kutzner for, and Kutzner pleaded guilty to – possessing child pornography.

It is the nature of the child pornography that makes this case so damned weird and foolish at the same time.

You see the “children” were not real children but rather the “Simpson children”, you know, those depicted in the picture above.

Seems that Kutzner was busted for possessing “Simpsons Porn”, yeah, the same “Simpsons Porn” one can find all over the Internet, flowing through countless e-mail boxes and likely stored on more computer hard drives than you can shake a U.S. Attorney at.

Don’t believe it?

Try this Google search and get back to us on it. Just watch out for the folks down at the U.S. Attorney’s Office, as they tend to go overboard in the presence of make-believe Simpson children.

As for Steve Kutzner, he’s facing the possibility of up to ten years in federal prison, a fine of up to $250,000 or both. And of course the likelihood of having to register as a sex offender for life…

Reckon it is possible for the feds to piss taxpayer dollars out the window more foolishly than prosecuting a case such as this?

Google the case of Steve Kutzner

When Manatee County, Florida Sheriff’s Deputies stopped Raymond Stanley Roberts, 25, for speeding, they got both a surprise and undoubtedly one of those “stories to tell”.

Unfortunately for Roberts, the story he told just doesn’t make sense.

It started when the deputies allegedly detected a strong odor of marijuana coming from Robert’s vehicle. And supposedly Robert’s told the deputies that he “consumed” the previous night but had nothing in his car and they were free to search. A search of Roberts’ vehicle turned up nothing but the aforementioned smell of weed.

However, a search of Roberts’ person allegedly turned up a bag of weed, when Roberts told deputies , “Let me get it,” and allegedly pulled from his buttocks a clear plastic bag of marijuana weighing 4.5 grams.

When the deputies patted down Roberts’ buttocks they found something else. Something that allegedly turned out to be a bag with 27 pieces of rock cocaine that weighed 3.5 grams.

That’s when Roberts uttered the phrase that will last with him for a long time, “the white stuff is not mine, but the weed is.”

Roberts maintains that his friend had borrowed the vehicle before and he saw the cocaine on the passenger seat when he was pulled over.

And apparently, since he already had a bag of weed stuffed into his butt crack he simply felt it wise to add the coke to his crack…

Read it at:

Manatee sheriff: Man says cocaine in his buttocks isn’t his

Deputies: Man says cocaine between his buttocks isn’?t his

Cocaine in Man’s Buttocks? “Not Mine,” He Tells Fla. Police